Flashermac Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 When I was a PC vol some of the students used to study English with the Mormon missionaries. (It was there way to get them to come so they could preach to them.) They were pretty good guys though. However, when we all went to the waterfall one day, I noticed the Mormons just sat and watched everyone else swim. I asked why they didn't join us. They couldn't - since they are not allowed to removed their "sacred underwear". Even when bathing they have to keep one hand in their magic underwear. That's so in case they die God will see they are Mormons and welcome them into LDS paradise. Apparently, God is pretty stupid and needs magic underwear to tell who people are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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