Not from a Nigerian Prince...

[BadaBing]

... but sounds like something from the movie " The 3 Kings "...

 

HelloMonday, March 7, 2011 5:22 PM

From: "John England" Add sender to Contacts

To: undisclosed-recipients

Dear Friend,

Permit the manner with which I am seeking your

assistance but I am short of options and have no other

choice.I am John England from the Jackson state

(Mississippi),an army contractor attached to the USA

Military force in Iraq. The reason why I’m explaining

my findings to you is to seek for your assistance to

enable you contribute immensely to the actualization

of my dream.

 

I am attached to the US army for the sole purpose of

reconstruction work in some parts of Iraq.

As you very well know, Iraq is gradually undergoing a

rebuilding process in some parts and there is much

need for reconstruction which is were I come in. I

evaluate the level of destruction and offer

professional advice in line with the way they intend

rebuilding.Work has been risky no doubt and

challenging as sometimes we are faced head on with

armed insurgents where we lose some soldiers during

confrontation. I have had my own share of losses as I

lost a friend whom I have known for 12 years.

On the 14th day of January 2011,at about 1100 hrs

during a normal inspection routine along Haifa Street

where there is long thoroughfare of high-rise

buildings which were built and occupied by the late

Saddam Hussein while he was still alive, I along with

3 soldiers proceeded to a marked site and as I

commenced evaluation work while i was closely guarded

by soldiers, I discovered an unusual bulge in a cellar

which i presumed to be a storage room.

 

I decided to have a go at it only for me to kick the

metal covering and find a metal boxes(6 in number)

piled on top one another which were locked with a

padlock each. Upon forcing the boxes open, we

discovered several guns, amour and some boxes amongst

which two contained bullets, one filled with hard

drugs (heroine) and the other two to my amazement

contained some US Dollars which amounted to $23.2M

after I and two of the soldiers counted them for about

3 hours. I believe the boxes if not owned are linked

to the oil smuggling networks between Iraq,Syria and Iran.

I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy

so that we can have the money to our

selves, they all agreed to the plan and we were going

to get the money out of the country but first we had

to hide the money in some safe and untraceable

location. This made me to consult with a friend in our

force who went with me and the two other officers to

secretly keep the boxes in a safer place after which

we handed over the drugs and the weaponry to our

superiors.

 

I am now in desperate need of a “Reliable and

Trustworthy†person like you who would receive, secure

and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for

me up on till my assignment elapses here.We cannot

afford to leave the boxes here in Iraq for any reason

since Iraq is getting unsafe and dangerous everyday.

We have no idea what could happen next as everything

remains inconclusive at this point.I am fully aware of

what your thoughts would be next which is why I intend

to include my picture as well as my I.D.s for you to

know whom you are dealing with.

 

I assure and promise to give you 10% of this fund,

however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have

as your percentage in this deal.

Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret

within you so that my job would not be

jeopardized.Please contact me through my personal

email address: ireq0100@msn.com.

 

My Sincere Regards,

John England.

 

 

 

[Flashermac]

The Jackson state, huh.

 

 

<< On the 14th day of January 2011,at about 1100 hrs during a normal inspection routine [color:red]along Haifa Street[/color] where there is long thoroughfare of high-rise buildings which were built and occupied by the late Saddam Hussein while he was still alive ... >>

 

 

 

 

[shygye]

Negotiate for 20% cut.

[unit731]

Just mail it to:

 

Old, fat, balding, four eyes, farang

C/O

Nana Hotel

Sukhumvit 3, Bangkok, Ratchathewi, Bangkok 10110, Thailand

02-6568111

 

[Flashermac]

 

 

I've struck it rich again!

 

 

 

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Attention: Beneficiary,

 

The Office of the Acting President Federal Republic of Nigerian(Goodluck Jonathan), the British Government and United Nations Organization in Benin Republic, Ghana, Burkina Faso, South Africa, Togo, Senegal and in collaboration with UK(London) Anti-Crime Squad received a report of scam against you and other British/US and Asian citizens including other countries whom the country of Nigeria/Benin, Burkina Faso, Ghana And UK(London)Anti-Crime Squad have recompensed you due to meeting held with Four countries Government and the world High commissions against fraud activities by the Four country Citizens. Your name was among those listed to be paid by the international Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU) through the United Nations account holders bank.

 

You are to contact the UN appointed officer immediately for the release/transfer of your approved fund valued $8,300,000.00 United States Dollars only. With matter of urgency, you are to reconfirm to the UN appointed officer your full data as follows:

 

A) Your Full Name, Present Address, C) Home and Mobile Telephone

 

As soon as you send this information to the officer he will direct you accordingly on the release of your Fund. You are to contact Mensha Baah Consular with the information below, for the release of your fund now.

 

Contact Person:

Zakari Maimalari Street

Cadastral Zone AO,

Central Business District,

 

Yours in Service,

 

Linda Travis (Secretary)

BRITISH HIGH COMMISSIONS MADRID-SPAIN.

 

 

...

 

(But why was it sent from 02_hceglia@campus.fairfield.edu ? Maybe Linda studies in the US too? >>

 

 

 

 

[shygye]

I guess she was going for the longest sentence.

[Redbaron]

international Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU)

 

hmmmm...