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Divorce versus Murder

 

 

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

 

The Pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

 

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

 

 

The Pharmacist's eyes grew big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

 

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife.

 

 

The Pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

 
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Keith Eemerson, 71. BBC saying looks like suicide.

 

Welcome to the show that never ends.

 

"Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends."

The qoute is from "Brain salad surgery" one of my favourites, Another favourite is "Pictures at an exhibition". Modest wrote the music and ELP does a great version. I have it both on video and vinyl.

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