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Heart Attack , Dead For 10 Minutes , No 72 Virgins

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Gentlemen ,

 

on Wednesday 3rd of August I collapsed during my morning exercises at home , fortunately was found after probably 5 minutes with face all blue and rest of the body stiff like a piece of wood . After a few more minutes the emergency ambulance rolled in with 6 people and ( successfully ) reanimated boardmember bubi with brute force and I was taken into intensive care at the local uni clinic . Where my body temperature has been brought down to 36 degree and I was put for 4 days into deep coma . The latter a real shame to be honest if I remember the lovely nurses, well some of them .

 

On August 12th I got a defibrillator implanted and left the building yesterday .

 

Conclusion : there are no 72 virgins to be expected anywhere . There is nothing at all to be expected anywhere , zero .

 

My body and heart are in immaculate condition , cardiovascular system is perfect . Non-smoker , weight conscious . The case remains a mystery .

 

Over to you

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Glad to hear you made it, but remember that you are an infidel. Nothing for you!

 

 

p.s. I know several people who did have bizarre NDEs (Near Death Experiences), in which they were brought back from apparently being dead. That's the problem with this - conflicting experiences. Only one way to find out the answer for certain, and I'm in no hurry to get there.

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Bubi Baby, glad to hear you are still here, "There is nothing at all to be expected anywhere , zero . " also glad to hear this too, I'd hate to have an afterlife...

Your on my list of people to meet, so don't go anywhere :)

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Hope you're OK Bubi. Is the defib implant a temporary measure? character0074.gif

 

Not temporary . Other than the pacemakers a defibrillator will addionally check permanently the pumping - "power" of your heart muscle . Should that drop under a certain level you receive a blast that feels like something shoots into your breast . though these events should be very rare . it is a good thing to have really .

 

How would HEART ATTACK sound in Thai , sort of ?

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How would HEART ATTACK sound in Thai , sort of ?

 

From the net:

 

Heart attack = huaa jai waai

 

I'm having a heart attack = chuay duay huaa jai waai

 

2nd one might be handy to know.

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