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I know a 50-something Farang here who decided to try viagra to see if it made a difference. He took a whole one, and when it didn't produce an immediate reaction he took another one! Next thing he knew his heart was pounding, his head was spinning and he saw blue halos around everything. After that he gave away the rest of the viagra and said never again. In the west a doctor's prescription is required to buy viagra. Here it is an over the counter drug like aspirin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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One wonders if these pecker performance drugs that are so readily available here may be responsible for a few of the heart attacks amongst punters.

 

You mean the combination of older age, heavy drinking, Viagra, sex and maybe lack of sleep and a preexisting condition and no sports for ages could be lethal? menani.gif

 

 

PS: I wonder if there is a statistic at what day since the arrival of the punter is his demise most likely?

Like when going skiing, the 3rd day has the most accidents, since most skiers are untrained and on the third day the body is exhausted due to the unfamiliar exposure...

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May I respectfully comment on the phenomenon of people fucking themselves dead . Cannot see anything wrong with that by the way .

 

 

Swallowing Viagra / Kamagra and related products might kill the swallower even without performing intercourse because Sildenafil ( which is what makes the blue pill work ) quadruples the efficiency of Nitrate-based medicine by lowering the blood pressure to dangerous levels . Meaning to take both at the same time is bad even if Khun Dick stays within the trousers .

 

Sudden death of the Pattaya type is typically related to ventricular fibrillation resulting from overstretching your physical possibilities mostly in conjunction with something else like feaver or critical heart condition that people are not aware of . The heart starts beating up to 300 times / minute and cannot pump blood any more . After it happened you got 10 minutes spare time , about 6 % survive , half of the 6 % fully recover . Replace Pattaya-sports by weight lifting plus a 100 pushups and you get what almost killed Khun BuBi 4 months ago , the procedure is the same .

 

Says BuBi , proud member of the 3 % that recovered .

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May I respectfully comment on the phenomenon of people fucking themselves dead . Cannot see anything wrong with that by the way .

 

 

Swallowing Viagra / Kamagra and related products might kill the swallower even without performing intercourse because Sildenafil ( which is what makes the blue pill work ) quadruples the efficiency of Nitrate-based medicine by lowering the blood pressure to dangerous levels . Meaning to take both at the same time is bad even if Khun Dick stays within the trousers .

 

Sudden death of the Pattaya type is typically related to ventricular fibrillation resulting from overstretching your physical possibilities mostly in conjunction with something else like feaver or critical heart condition that people are not aware of . The heart starts beating up to 300 times / minute and cannot pump blood any more . After it happened you got 10 minutes spare time , about 6 % survive , half of the 6 % fully recover . Replace Pattaya-sports by weight lifting plus a 100 pushups and you get what almost killed Khun BuBi 4 months ago , the procedure is the same .

 

Says BuBi , proud member of the 3 % that recovered .

 

So, what's your recommendation?

Opening punter health check clinics at Nana, Soi Cowboy and Walking Street?

 

But I guess no one wants to hear from a doctor that the probability to survive two weeks in LOS is less than 50%. drunk.gif

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Sudden death of the Pattaya type is typically related to ventricular fibrillation resulting from overstretching your physical possibilities mostly in conjunction with something else like feaver or critical heart condition that people are not aware of . The heart starts beating up to 300 times / minute and cannot pump blood any more . After it happened you got 10 minutes spare time , about 6 % survive , half of the 6 % fully recover . Replace Pattaya-sports by weight lifting plus a 100 pushups and you get what almost killed Khun BuBi 4 months ago , the procedure is the same .

 

Says BuBi , proud member of the 3 % that recovered .

 

I had that in Rio about 20 yrs ago after a night out. I was lying in bed and, for several seconds, it felt like the heart was beating about a thousand times per minutes. Fortunately, it was the first and the last time.

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I had that in Rio about 20 yrs ago after a night out. I was lying in bed and, for several seconds, it felt like the heart was beating about a thousand times per minutes. Fortunately, it was the first and the last time.

 

Most respectfully , Sir :

 

That was something else because otherwise you would now be customer of the Rio de Janeiro Central Falang Cemetery . There is another possibility which is called antechamber fibrillation that many people suffer from and can be controlled by a rat-poison called Marcumar and results in a very awkward lengthy process .

 

Ref Khun Kamui : Regular heart checks are a very good thing to do , though I have had those for years already . The final solution would only be having a pacemaker with built in defibrillator implanted . Unit is cheap , very small and after 4 weeks you totaly forget about it . Highly recommended .

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Dear Khun BuBi

 

Sorry to hear from your pushup-misfortune! glad you survived! How can we pushup your situation?

 

What kind of heart checks would you recommend? EKG, Stress EKG or more practical Stress heart tests like falling in love with a Mia Noi and a Kathoey at the same time while on vacation with your wife?

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I got atrial fibrillation.

 

Fortunately my meds are to control speed of heart and to not contain nitrates of other things that don't go well with dick-up pills.

 

Having said that, I prefer Cialis or Ap-cialis to the Viagra type meds.

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