gobbledonk Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 Yep, I'm soft. At an age when many are preoccupied with the risk of cancer and other afflictions, I'm mildly annoyed by my rumbling guts, particularly after drinking milk. I used to laugh at old guys who needed Alka-Seltzer after a meal - less humourous when you hear something that sounds like you just 'farted' internally. No pain, but not exactly the best for my planned bedroom adventures. Our nanny state keeps telling me to get my prostrate checked etc, but when the hell are you supposed to do that when you work the same days the doctors do ? I know - get it together and take a day off work - if only this place would survive without me ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Good news (for me) is I am NOT getting older...bad news is...I done got old! :beer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted January 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Cav, you're timeless. When KS started the first board, you were already a member with ten years standing ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Ahhh...what's a few decades here and there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSTEACH Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Yep, I'm soft. At an age when many are preoccupied with the risk of cancer and other afflictions, I'm mildly annoyed by my rumbling guts, particularly after drinking milk. I used to laugh at old guys who needed Alka-Seltzer after a meal - less humourous when you hear something that sounds like you just 'farted' internally. No pain, but not exactly the best for my planned bedroom adventures. Our nanny state keeps telling me to get my prostrate checked etc, but when the hell are you supposed to do that when you work the same days the doctors do ? I know - get it together and take a day off work - if only this place would survive without me ! Try Prilosic, OTC drug, for your rumbling stomach. A two week regiment should help. On the other hand, maybe try lactose free milk. That sometimes times helps old farts like us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Getting old sucks, but it's still a lot better than the alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Getting old sucks, but it's still a lot better than the alternative. If I had a nickel for every time I heard my father say that, I'd be a rich, semi-old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted January 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Getting old sucks, but it's still a lot better than the alternative. But how do we *know* that ? For all we know, the afterlife really is endless bliss with 18 virgins, each of whom owns a 24-hour bar. No hangovers, no-one knocking off your wallet - man, I need to move to this 'Heaven' place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horneytorney Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 no Heaven for you! for such posts you will rotten in the purgatory! 18 non-virgin Katoeys per day will give it to you up the shitter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted January 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 HT, I dont want you to take this personally, but I would respectfully ask that you go fuck yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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