sayjann Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 you said nothing about death row, just last meal!!! and massamam curry is pretty basic than your strange concoction i think you will find the first 6 words of my question were 'IF you were on death row'. tradition has it it that a condemned person has a choice of meal,but it seems it is not always the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 let's see; I am not US citizen so I am not on a death row in US! must be somewhere in Asia as Europe has no death row; and in Asia you can get anything from the jailors against money! so if you bribe a few people to make you a sandwich then they will have the influence to save your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horneytorney Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 your interpretation is nonsense! I said that you can get some amenities by bribing in asian jails! this might be bigger room, meals, drinks, even spend some time or all the time outside jail.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave32 Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 For starters, a half dozen to a dozen raw oysters from Tomales Bay on ice with lemon and horseradish cocktail sauce. Hot sake to wash it down of course. Then, a large salad with a lot of green leaves and spinach leaves, sliced onion (red and white), cherry tomatoes, garbanzo beans, grated carrot, sliced green and red pepper, and little crumbled bleu cheese topped with a generous portion of vinaigrette dressing and some croutons. Water or unsweetened ice tea to drink. Then the main course. Assorted Sushi and sashimi with a focus on blue fin tuna and albacore. Also a few fusion rolls: tijuana, spicy scallop, rainbow roll. And of course more hot sake. Doubt I would make it that far, but for dessert: Peach cobbler and homemade vanilla ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 This thread reminds of a scene from Blackadder II (Head) where Blackadder talks to the jailor and his team, including Mrs Ploppy the last meal cook (as long as it's sausages). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS0_79O59sw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSTEACH Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 IF you were on death row and IF you were allowed a last meal,what would you choose?. i'm a person of simple tastes and would choose something i love. cheese on toast with branston pickle smeared all over,then 2 fried or poached eggs placed on top and then baked beans poured all over. and not forgetting lashings of tomato sauce.... and IF alcohol allowed i would choose a nice pint of ice cold cider. Last meal...Start with a good bowl of gumbo with jumbo lump blue crab and shrimp, followed with a 28 oz. cowboy(bone-in) ribeye, medium rare, cooked over mesquite wood, with fingerling potatoes topped with extra sharp New York white cheddar and sauteed asparagus with a good hollandaise. Finish off the meal with three fingers of Grand Mariner and a good cigar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horneytorney Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 oh yeah....i forgot the cigar after the meal! A Cohiba Esplendido! of course that's nothing for you Yanks! your government does not allow you to indulge in this pleasure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 oh yeah....i forgot the cigar after the meal! A Cohiba Esplendido! of course that's nothing for you Yanks! your government does not allow you to indulge in this pleasure! Nah, the Cohiba Esplendido is waay overrated and waaay overpriced! It would have to be a Montecristo Grand Edmundo Edicion Limitada for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horneytorney Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Nah, the Cohiba Esplendido is waay overrated and waaay overpriced! It would have to be a Montecristo Grand Edmundo Edicion Limitada for me. how should the jail guys be capable to organize a rather difficult to find Cigar like the Montecristo Grand Edmundo (but of course the blown up Robusto extra format fits excellent to a fat cunt!)! give them a break! Montecristo A will do for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 How about finish off a cake with a hacksaw in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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