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I must make a note to myself. "Remember not to walk up to strange women and hug them, no matter what kind of shop you are in."

 

p.s. Wonder if he grabbed her by the boobs. :hmmm:

 

That's exactly what an acquaintance did on New years Eve in Pattaya of all places, quite a while back, some 14 or 15 years ago, grab a girl by the boobs. He got thrown in jail, fined and deported as a persona non grata and afaik, up to this date can't legally enter Thailand.

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I dont know what it is with some people - even in a Go-Go, you don't get to feel the merchandise without the consent of the owner. The majority of Thais are hospitable, easygoing people but its clear that some don't want anything to do with Farang, much less drunk Farang - how can you possibly know any of that when you approach someone from behind ? Even if you remove any of the 'sexual assault' aspect and assume it was just a platonic hug (work with me here ..), its just bloody annoying to have a drunk try to hug you - drunken fuckwits have had their lights punched out for considerably less.

 

Sure, part of their understanding nature stems from the fact that many Thais know what it feels like to get drunk and stupid, but I've never seen a drunk Thai guy trying to hug a Farang woman - YMMV.

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Protest your honour, you can't be fined and case dismissed - Fined and case closed, yes, dismissed is even better than "not guilty" that means not a crime at all.

 

:elephant:

 

I am not a specialist at all. But as far as I understand. It is kind of in-between:

You can be guilty, but you will have to pay a small fine. Below a certain sum, the crime is not being registered in public records (which are checked if you are applying for governmental job e.g.). First time offenders usually are not being punished very hard in Germany.

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I used to watch one farang who would sit at the far end of the counter at Foodland. He would hold his left hand out and up and cup it.

Amazingly one of the waitresses would come and put her breast in his hand and he would fondle her. This went on day after day.

 

So one day to Foodland and sat in his chair and held my left hand out in a cupped fashion. Sure enough the waitress

came and put her breast in my hand!

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I used to watch one farang who would sit at the far end of the counter at Foodland. He would hold his left hand out and up and cup it.

Amazingly one of the waitresses would come and put her breast in his hand and he would fondle her. This went on day after day.

 

So one day to Foodland and sat in his chair and held my left hand out in a cupped fashion. Sure enough the waitress

came and put her breast in my hand!

 

that's why i like my regular drinking holes.

i'm known and lady friends will be friendly and don't have a problem with me giving them a kiss/a pat of the arse or holding hands.

a go-go dancer friend of mine of around 12 years has no problem with getting her boobs out and letting me have a suck/lick in full view of the place.

and she normally shows me her pussy if she is in a natural or shaven look.

saw her last year when i was with another lady and she had no problem with letting me have a feel down below.

the go-go has changed and not so private anymore in the toilets.

saw a few BJ's going on in there last year and if you sat in the right seats you could see it all.

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As usual is the case on this board of uneducated sextourists , the discussion goes into analysing Roman Law instead of offering this poor guy sound legal help which as usual only appears here the second bu_bi enters the ring :

 

The guy did cleverly hug the girl from the rear end which makes it difficult to distinguish one Thai lass from the other because they all look the same from that direction . He should say he was overwhelmed to meet his longtime girlfriend again because he thought she died years ago . In case the lady was of advanced age he could say he thought it was his mother in law . And due to limited space in that supermarked he was unable to steer round her in the first place because it came over him . He should use the term " like a Tsunami " because any Thai judge knows how strong it must have been . Case shall be closed , bail returned in full and foreigner receives 5 years Work Visa .

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