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No apologies. I saw this posted on another forum and thought it would be well received here. At least I don't think I've seen it before.

 

 

 

1. A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery during ovulation than at any other time in her cycle.

 

2. Telling a convincing lie to someone is much more difficult when you find them sexually attractive.

 

3. Minute quantities of over 30 different substances have been identified in human semen. These include nitrogen, fructose, lactic acid, ascorbic acid, inositol, cholesterol, glutathione, creatine, pyruvic acid, citric acid, sorbitol, urea, uric acid and Vitamin B12, along with various salts and enzymes.

 

4. Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, the same feel-good chemical responsible for the ecstatic high people experience through sexual attraction and love.

 

5. Women who have given birth have darker labia minora than women who haven’t.

 

6. The majority of women experience a peak in libido just before their period.

 

7. -321°F is the temperature at which sperm banks store donor semen. At this temperature, semen can be stored indefinitely.

 

8. The point at which the average man reaches his sexual peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.

 

9. The earth could be re-populated to its current level using the number of sperm that could fit into an aspirin capsule.

 

10. A chicken egg could accommodate the number of female ova necessary to repopulate the earth to its present numbers.

 

11. During sexual intercourse, in addition to the genitals and breasts, the inner nose also swells.

 

12. White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree.

 

13. During erection, a smaller flaccid penis tends to have a greater percentage increase than a larger flaccid penis.

 

14. A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.

 

15. Sex burns off an average of about 100 calories per session.

 

16. On average, from two to five million sperm are released each time a man ejaculates.

 

17. During any given period, women who read romance novels have a tendency to have twice as many lovers as those who don’t.

 

18. Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend.

 

19. For both men and women, the heart rate averages 140 beats per minute at the point of orgasm.

 

20. The average woman will have sex more than 3,000 times over the course of her reproductive years.

 

21. Most men under 40 years of age can achieve an erection in less than 10 seconds.

 

22. Heterosexual anal sex is something 43% of women have experienced.

 

23. Women consider penis size the ninth most important feature for a man, while men rate it much more highly, in third place.

 

24. When a man ejaculates, the initial spurt travels at 28 miles per hour – faster than the world record for the 100m sprint, which currently stands at 22.9 miles per hour.

 

25. In one hour, the average sperm can swim seven inches.

 

26. With nothing in its path, a penis can shoot semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.

 

27. The longest erect penis on record was 13 inches. The smallest was 1cm.

 

28. There are 20 male masochists for every female masochist.

 

29. The average adult testicle contains enough sperm to measure a quarter of a mile laid out end to end.

 

30. For 75% of men, ejaculation occurs within 3 minutes of penetration.

 

31. During an average man’s lifetime, he will ejaculate approximately 17 litres of semen, which amounts to about half a trillion sperm.

 

32. The testes increase in size by 50% when a man is sexually aroused.

 

33. Australians are the most receptive to the idea of having a threesome – 28% of them claim to have tried it.

 

34. 1 in 50 people claim to have had sex in an aeroplane.

 

35. 15% of adults have had sexual intercourse at work.

 

36. 41% of men would like to have sex more frequently. Only 29% of women share this urge.

 

37. Greek couples have sex an average of 138 times a year – placing them at the top of the world sex league. Japanese couples have sex just 45 times a year, which puts them in last place.

 

38. 5% of adults have sex once a day. 20% have sex 3 - 4 times per week.

 

39. Every time they engage in oral sex with their partner, 30% of women swallow.

 

40. When sexually aroused, 60% of men get erect nipples.

 

41. Half of single women have sex by the third date.

 

42. 80% of men living in the USA have been circumcised.

 

43. Women over 40 years of age are more likely to masturbate than any other group.

 

44. There’s a direct link between how often a man has sex and his life expectancy.

 

45. According to experts, sex is about 10 times more effective as a tranquilliser than Valium.

 

46. Sex can relieve a headache – it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.

 

47. 44% of women find it impossible to enjoy sex with a man who is not their intellectual equal. Just 31% of men share this problem.

 

48. There are about 1,000 recognised euphemisms for ‘vagina’ in the English language.

 

49. At any given time, 25% of people are daydreaming about sex.

 

50. Over half of American adults have used the phone, email or text message to have sex.

 

51. According to studies, the larger a man’s testicles, the more likely he is to stray.

 

52. 75% of Japanese women own a vibrator. The average worldwide is 47%.

 

53. It takes two tablespoons of blood to get the average man’s penis erect.

 

54. During their lifetime, the average driver will have sex in their car six times.

 

55. Americans spend twice as much money on pornography as they do on biscuits.

 

56. The clitoris contains twice as many nerve fibres as the penis – a toe-curling 8,000.

 

57. One in five women living with their boyfriend has more than one sexual partner.

 

58. Besides humans, bonobos (a type of chimp) and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.

 

59. It tends to be easier for women to orgasm during ovulation than at any other time in their cycle.

 

60. The size of the vagina decreases by 30% as orgasm becomes imminent.

 

61. While giving birth, some women have been known to experience orgasm.

 

62. Inside the female body, sperm cells can survive for up to nine days.

 

63. For up to 70% of women, simultaneous direct stimulation of the clitoris during intercourse is essential for them to reach orgasm.

 

64. Over 30% of men suffer from premature ejaculation. 10% of men are affected by erectile dysfunction.

 

65. It’s possible to relieve depression through masturbation.

 

66. The longer a man’s ring finger is compared to his index finger, the more testosterone he has.

 

67. The average aroused vagina is 4 inches long – shorter than the average erect penis, which measures in at 6 inches.

 

68. The average woman can reach orgasm in about 4 minutes through masturbation, while through intercourse, it can take 10 – 20 minutes.

 

69. Sneezes, along with orgasms, are the only physiological responses that cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started.

 

70. Straight men tend to have smaller penises than gay men.

 

71. 85% of women are very satisfied with their partner’s penis size.

 

72. Evidence exists indicating that penis size may be linked to index finger length.

 

73. In rare cases, menstrual cramps have been known to bring about orgasm.

 

74. The amount of wet dreams a man is likely to have increases in line with the number of years spent in formal education.

 

75. Compared to anywhere else, adults are more likely to tell a lie in bed.

 

76. The majority of women prefer to have sex in the dark.

 

77. Men find women with enlarged pupils more sexually attractive.

 

78. When having sex, black women are 50% more likely to reach orgasm than white women.

 

79. 60% of non-smoking women have had no sexual partners in the past year, while 70% of women who smoke have had more than four lovers over the same timescale.

 

80. Women who are prone to migraines tend to have a higher sex drive than those who are not.

 

81. Thirty four per cent of men have told lies in order to have sex. Ten per cent of women have done the same.

 

82. More than 50% of all cheating wives choose married men as their lovers.

 

83. About 1% of women can achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

 

84. Within the week, 22% of women tell at least five friends about their first sexual experience with a partner.

 

85. 70% of men and women admit to having fantasised about someone else while having sex.

 

86. Two thirds of runners admit to having thought about sex while running.

 

87. 68% of men and 59% of women had a sexual liaison with someone in their past, which they have not told their current partner about.

 

88. An overwhelming majority of sexual partners have only skimpy knowledge of what truly turns each other on.

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Facts 12, 22 & 79 may explain why when I was back in the west I used to date Females who were smokers and had graduated from university.

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26. With nothing in its path, a penis can shoot semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.

 

 

that still does not account for the stains on the ceiling of the rooms at the nana hotel?

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1. A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery during ovulation than at any other time in her cycle. Of course, they're breeding machines and need to reproduce

 

2. Telling a convincing lie to someone is much more difficult when you find them sexually attractive. Is that why these girls tell me a lot of lies ??

 

3. Minute quantities of over 30 different substances have been identified in human semen. These include nitrogen, fructose, lactic acid, ascorbic acid, inositol, cholesterol, glutathione, creatine, pyruvic acid, citric acid, sorbitol, urea, uric acid and Vitamin B12, along with various salts and enzymes. Is it any wonder why girls love to swallow - we should be charging them for all these substances.

 

4. Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, the same feel-good chemical responsible for the ecstatic high people experience through sexual attraction and love.

 

5. Women who have given birth have darker labia minora than women who haven’t. That explains a lot then.

 

6. The majority of women experience a peak in libido just before their period. Back to item 1.

 

7. -321°F is the temperature at which sperm banks store donor semen. At this temperature, semen can be stored indefinitely. I'm not putting my dick in any freezer for anyone.

 

8. The point at which the average man reaches his sexual peak is between the ages of 17 and 18. What a lot of good that is when your parents keep telling you not to be screwing around at that age - what a waste.

 

9. The earth could be re-populated to its current level using the number of sperm that could fit into an aspirin capsule. Think of all the sperm thats wasted in Thailand

 

10. A chicken egg could accommodate the number of female ova necessary to repopulate the earth to its present numbers. No thanks I'm not going near any chickens.

 

11. During sexual intercourse, in addition to the genitals and breasts, the inner nose also swells. Yes and the money in your wallet shrinks.

 

12. White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree. Is that because they know so much ?

 

13. During erection, a smaller flaccid penis tends to have a greater percentage increase than a larger flaccid penis. So they keep telling me.

 

14. A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories. Is this why some of the girls look so well ?

 

15. Sex burns off an average of about 100 calories per session. Thats fine I'll just give it to her by spoonful - don't want to burn off to quickly.

16. On average, from two to five million sperm are released each time a man ejaculates. Except when you're shooting blanks.

 

17. During any given period, women who read romance novels have a tendency to have twice as many lovers as those who don’t. Knowledge again - its great. Although you don't see too many bar girls reading romantic novels.

 

18. Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend. Sausage - one way street comes to mind.

 

19. For both men and women, the heart rate averages 140 beats per minute at the point of orgasm. I'll check that out.

 

20. The average woman will have sex more than 3,000 times over the course of her reproductive years. So a bar girl ain't average then. She could possibly fulfill that requirement in two years.

 

21. Most men under 40 years of age can achieve an erection in less than 10 seconds. Who the hell timed that one.

 

22. Heterosexual anal sex is something 43% of women have experienced. Where did this happen?

 

23. Women consider penis size the ninth most important feature for a man, while men rate it much more highly, in third place. Don't mind the length feel the width. Its not what you have its what you do with it.

 

24. When a man ejaculates, the initial spurt travels at 28 miles per hour – faster than the world record for the 100m sprint, which currently stands at 22.9 miles per hour. That has to hurt them when it reaches its destination.

 

25. In one hour, the average sperm can swim seven inches. Good for it because after sex I can't move an inch.

 

26. With nothing in its path, a penis can shoot semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches. Ok will give that a try next time on a crowded bus.

 

27. The longest erect penis on record was 13 inches. The smallest was 1cm. Show off. I can see your woman from the Guinness Book of Records there with her tape measure.

 

28. There are 20 male masochists for every female masochist. Ok I'll take your word.

 

29. The average adult testicle contains enough sperm to measure a quarter of a mile laid out end to end. So two testicles would be half a mile. I'd say it'd be difficult to get the little fuckers to stay in line though.

 

30. For 75% of men, ejaculation occurs within 3 minutes of penetration. Yea right - 3 minutes - thats a long time you know when your trying to count sperms.

 

31. During an average man’s lifetime, he will ejaculate approximately 17 litres of semen, which amounts to about half a trillion sperm. Is this during sex or can we add in a few wanks too.

 

32. The testes increase in size by 50% when a man is sexually aroused. Mine stretch and shrink.

 

33. Australians are the most receptive to the idea of having a threesome – 28% of them claim to have tried it. Never tried it with an Australian

 

34. 1 in 50 people claim to have had sex in an aeroplane. So thats why you can never get into the toilets on a plane.

 

35. 15% of adults have had sexual intercourse at work. Does that include phone sex?

 

36. 41% of men would like to have sex more frequently. Only 29% of women share this urge. We better try and come up with some way of getting those figure in line so we cancel both out.

37. Greek couples have sex an average of 138 times a year – placing them at the top of the world sex league. That explains why Greece is in the shit its in right now. It'd suit them better if they went out to work. Japanese couples have sex just 45 times a year, which puts them in last place.

 

38. 5% of adults have sex once a day. 20% have sex 3 - 4 times per week. Must keep an eye out on the bus to work for the 20%.

 

39. Every time they engage in oral sex with their partner, 30% of women swallow. Of course they do - they know whats good for them.

 

40. When sexually aroused, 60% of men get erect nipples. Never noticed that.

 

41. Half of single women have sex by the third date. Thats about when the boyfriend says are we going to do this or what.

42. 80% of men living in the USA have been circumcised. Sore thing.

 

43. Women over 40 years of age are more likely to masturbate than any other group. Well they have greater difficulty in getting a shag.

 

44. There’s a direct link between how often a man has sex and his life expectancy. I'm fucked then.

 

45. According to experts, sex is about 10 times more effective as a tranquilliser than Valium. Yes correct - I sleep like a baby after sex.

46. Sex can relieve a headache – it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain. Correct but try telling that to a woman who declares she has a headache.

 

47. 44% of women find it impossible to enjoy sex with a man who is not their intellectual equal. Just 31% of men share this problem. Who gives a fuck. You're hardly having a discussion during sex.

 

48. There are about 1,000 recognised euphemisms for ‘vagina’ in the English language. Thats another project for someone to get those together and publish here.

 

49. At any given time, 25% of people are daydreaming about sex. I'd say theres more.

 

50. Over half of American adults have used the phone, email or text message to have sex. Tried it once didn't work - phone too big.

 

51. According to studies, the larger a man’s testicles, the more likely he is to stray. Of course, his ball sack is overflowing with sperm and not wanting to waste it, he looks for sex.

52. 75% of Japanese women own a vibrator. The average worldwide is 47%. What a waste of a woman - there should be a law against the use of vibrators

 

53. It takes two tablespoons of blood to get the average man’s penis erect. Or just one Viagra.

 

54. During their lifetime, the average driver will have sex in their car six times. That explains how slow traffic can be at times - and road rage.

 

55. Americans spend twice as much money on pornography as they do on biscuits. Well you don't need to go to the corner shop for porn but you do for biscuits.

 

56. The clitoris contains twice as many nerve fibres as the penis – a toe-curling 8,000. Fibre is good for the bowls.

 

57. One in five women living with their boyfriend has more than one sexual partner. Sluts.

 

58. Besides humans, bonobos (a type of chimp) and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure. Is that why dolphins love to swim with humans - always on the look out for a shag.

59. It tends to be easier for women to orgasm during ovulation than at any other time in their cycle. They started off sex at an advanced state (see previous comments) i.e. horny so easier to finish.

 

60. The size of the vagina decreases by 30% as orgasm becomes imminent. Yep noticed that - it clasps around the old man so as not to loose any sperm.

 

61. While giving birth, some women have been known to experience orgasm. Why not its in the same compartment/department apart from the obvious i.e.nurses and doctors feeling around.

 

62. Inside the female body, sperm cells can survive for up to nine days. Not if you wear a rubber they don't.

 

63. For up to 70% of women, simultaneous direct stimulation of the clitoris during intercourse is essential for them to reach orgasm. Yep noticed that too.

 

64. Over 30% of men suffer from premature ejaculation. 10% of men are affected by erectile dysfunction. Trigger happy

 

65. It’s possible to relieve depression through masturbation. Ohhhhhhhhhhh yessssssssssssssssssss.

 

66. The longer a man’s ring finger is compared to his index finger, the more testosterone he has. Never knew that.

 

67. The average aroused vagina is 4 inches long – shorter than the average erect penis, which measures in at 6 inches. Yes thats why she'll say 'more rope' there John.

 

68. The average woman can reach orgasm in about 4 minutes through masturbation, while through intercourse, it can take 10 – 20 minutes. Yea tell me about it - 10 to 20 minutes - I'm half way home at that time thats if I haven't fallen asleep. I use the specialist term when he has finished carrying out an operation - he asks one of his minions to finish off for him and close up.

 

69. Sneezes, along with orgasms, are the only physiological responses that cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started. Don't forget pissing - at my age anyway.

 

70. Straight men tend to have smaller penises than gay men. Not even going to try and find out if this is true or not. I'll take your word for it.

 

71. 85% of women are very satisfied with their partner’s penis size. Thats good - always like to please.

 

72. Evidence exists indicating that penis size may be linked to index finger length. Thank god you said length and not thickness.

 

73. In rare cases, menstrual cramps have been known to bring about orgasm. We'll end up not being required at all.

74. The amount of wet dreams a man is likely to have increases in line with the number of years spent in formal education. That explains a lot for me.

 

75. Compared to anywhere else, adults are more likely to tell a lie in bed. Of course I love you dear - I fucks you don't I.

 

76. The majority of women prefer to have sex in the dark. Well that works both ways you know.

 

77. Men find women with enlarged pupils more sexually attractive. Of course they do - the woman is about to orgasm when you see her pupils becoming enlarged - or else you've surprised her with a larger member than she was expecting as you are trying to enter the harbour. She may also take in a large amount of air at the same time.

 

78. When having sex, black women are 50% more likely to reach orgasm than white women. Who cares one the man does.

 

79. 60% of non-smoking women have had no sexual partners in the past year I'm not surprised - most men like their girl to 'smoke'., while 70% of women who smoke have had more than four lovers over the same timescale - you're not counting bar girls who smoke here then.

 

80. Women who are prone to migraines tend to have a higher sex drive than those who are not. Yes they know that sex will relax them.

 

81. Thirty four per cent of men have told lies in order to have sex. Ten per cent of women have done the same. Yes the usual lie is - Yes Dear I do Love you.

 

82. More than 50% of all cheating wives choose married men as their lovers. Thats because the married men are also cheating with another woman.

 

83. About 1% of women can achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation. Probably right - met a few who enjoyed jug stimulation'

 

84. Within the week, 22% of women tell at least five friends about their first sexual experience with a partner. Boasting sluts.

 

85. 70% of men and women admit to having fantasised about someone else while having sex. Again probably right - especially if the lights are off.

 

86. Two thirds of runners admit to having thought about sex while running. Those will be the people who don't cum first.

87. 68% of men and 59% of women had a sexual liaison with someone in their past, which they have not told their current partner about. That could be a dangerous thing to start to tell your partner especially if they are jealous - you'll never hear the end of it.

 

88. An overwhelming majority of sexual partners have only skimpy knowledge of what truly turns each other on. Tits in the case oe men and cocks in the case of women.

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27. The longest erect penis on record was 13 inches. The smallest was 1cm.

 

Hey mine is almost a world record beater! OH INCHES not cm's = ok, maybe not

 

30. For 75% of men, ejaculation occurs within 3 minutes of penetration.

 

Does that include the shower? If so that seems right to me

 

33. Australians are the most receptive to the idea of having a threesome – 28% of them claim to have tried it.

 

Well Australians are idiots, when explained it doesn't include a can of beer this answer has been deleted from the official records.

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27. The longest erect penis on record was 13 inches. The smallest was 1cm.

 

Hey mine is almost a world record beater!

 

 

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