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A Chap I Know


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A chap I know, went to BKK recently, for a visit.

 

And though short, this is what he's said to me…

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I arrived late, because of the airline, having to negotiate an airport, whose runways were built on a swamp, which is now swollen with last years floods.

 

I met with friends, and thence to Cowboy, a drink or fifteen in no-name bar, uneventful except for a youngish thing, packing a sad for lack of unsolicited attention.

 

The remaining compatriot and I found ourselves in Afterschool, more drinks, I remember some girls from the last trip, they remembered me too.

 

I went home alone, which was lucky, because if I'd been accompanied, all she would have been good for, is stealing my stuff, whilst I passed out on the floor. In the morning, I noticed the wastepaper basket, lined with a plastic bag, was half full of urine. I emptied it out of concern for the maid's olfactory experience.

 

The evening beckoned, and I found myself, after a very social afternoon, in the company of serious drinkers. The night ended with me having my brains blown out, by someone who refused payment in the morning.

 

I thought I'd had me dick broken, such pain I was enduring the next day, tendons stretched, bruises I have, but in the end I didn't seek medical care. I thought a splint might be the thing, but some days on, everything is returning to normal. I discovered I'd taken two curry flavored Viagra, such was my drunkenness.

 

All in all a satisfactory, though extreme (for me) sojourn. Now to return to the west.

 

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Any comment would be superfluous ...

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Superfluous comment Nr 1 - I'm glad your friend got his 'brains blown out', and I look forward to finding the balance between the excitement of BKK and the sanity of somewhere considerably less insane in terms of people and traffic. Chiang Mai ? Udon Thani ? Rayong ? Who knows - finding that Utopia may well be half the fun.

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The evening beckoned, and I found myself, after a very social afternoon, in the company of serious drinkers. The night ended with me having my brains blown out, by someone who refused payment in the morning.

 

I thought I'd had me dick broken, such pain I was enduring the next day, tendons stretched, bruises I have, but in the end I didn't seek medical care. I thought a splint might be the thing, but some days on, everything is returning to normal.

 

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My spies have alerted me as to the source of your "pain"

 

All I can say is..... (From what I've been told) A lesser man would have perished....

 

Well done that man

 

Cheers DC

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