cavanami Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 The Great Koran Controversy: Will Muslim Martyrs Get 72 Raisins Instead of Virgins, & Other Speculations My link Raisins are dried up grapes...so maybe some dried up virgins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khunsanuk Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Hi, Maybe it's a 72-year-old virgin? Sanuk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownFox77 Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Liked the story where after walking thru the Pearly Gates of Paradise, Osama is immediately beaten up by George Washington, Patrick Hnery, James Madison, Thomas Jeffereson, and with over sixty others coming at him he yells to a nearby Angel "this is not what I was promised!" the Angel replies "we told you you'd get 72 Virginians, what did you think we said?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted October 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Is it any sillier than the prospect of living out eternity surrounded by cherubs with harps ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pasathai1 Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 72 virgins = 72 wives, sounds like hell to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 I've heard of the 'grape' thing before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted October 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 72 virgins = 72 wives, sounds like hell to me. Even if they WERE 72 insatiable nymphos who wanted nothing more than your throbbing lovestick, most of us accept that there really CAN be too much of a good thing. The only people who would seriously think 72 virgins for eternity seemed like a good idea would be sexually deprived males growing up in a repressive religion where women were deemed to be either complete sluts destined for the fires of hell or 'the virgin bride'. Hmm, sounds a lot like the Catholic schools I grew up in ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 'the virgin bride'. Hmm, sounds a lot like the Catholic schools I grew up in ..... My grandmother had the crap beaten out of her so much by the nuns at school that when she was 9 years old she asked her mother, "Do I HAVE to be a Catholic? I don't like them." Her mother said yes, but she got even by marrying a Protestant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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