cavanami Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Hey...you have a few drinks...you're cold...you're lonely...you're at the Nana Hotel...things happen...we have all been there, except for me, of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Hey...you have a few drinks...you're cold...you're lonely...you're at the Nana Hotel...things happen...we have all been there, except for me, of course! Cold ? Exactly which branch of the Nana Hotel were you staying at ? The only cold guests at the Nana I've stayed at are the poor bastards they take out feet first .... and that could well include people who stick foreign objects up their posterior orifices. Is it any wonder this planet is going to hell in a handbasket ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Weird has been going on for centuries...just when you thought you have seen it all...up comes another... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Hey...you have a few drinks...you're cold...you're lonely...you're at the Nana Hotel...things happen...we have all been there, except for me, of course! Having stayed at this particular hotel many a time I can quite equivocally state that such behavior absolutely . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Thailand seems to be a magnet for drawing in weird...except for BMs, of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted November 18, 2013 Report Share Posted November 18, 2013 Nah - I'm fucked up. At least, I *think* I'm fucked up till I get out of the cab in Patts or lower Suk, and suddenly my problems pale by comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioman Posted December 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 Naked hotel guest who burst out of cupboard with hose pipe up his bottom walks free from jail 3 Dec 2013 19:26 He said he was "truly ashamed" of himself after his antics at a Premier Inn, when he urinated on the carpet and hurled racist abuse at staff submit Ashamed: Joseph Small Central A man who emerged naked from a storage cupboard at a Premier Inn with a fire extinguisher hose up his bottom walked free after he told a court: 'I'm truly ashamed of myself.' Joseph Small, 20, threw his clothes off and grabbed the appliance from the fourth floor of the budget Leicester Square hotel. He then rammed the hose between his buttocks and began touching himself, Westminster Magistrates' Court heard. Small also urinated on the carpet and a lift door before having to be escorted down to reception by a member of staff who wrapped him in a towel. He then hurled abuse at the Bangladeshi man, barking at him: "This country has been taken over by Al-Qaeda - go back to Pakistan." While in the hotel lobby Small again urinated on the carpet in front of stunned tourists shouting proudly: "I come from Sheffield in England." His lewd acts caused £450 of damage to the lift door, carpet and the extinguisher. Small admitted criminal damage to property under £5,000, racially aggravated harassment, and outraging public decency. Prosecutor Darren Watts said that as well as telling Hassan to "go back to Pakistan", Small also called a special constable "Turkish" and his colleague "Romanian", before referring to another officer as a "paedo"'. Small had travelled down from his home in Sheffield with his uncle to do a deal on a used car. He told the court that he was "truly ashamed" of the October 31 incident and that he has many friends from different backgrounds. He said: "I really am truly ashamed of myself - I can't recall anything that happened and I'm sorry to anyone that I offended that night. "I have friends from all different ethnic backgrounds. I'm truly ashamed of myself". District Judge Elizabeth Roscoe sentenced Small to a nine-month supervision order and to an electronic curfew for five weeks between 10pm and 6am. However, Small's curfew was pushed back two hours to 12am tomorrow morning as he told the court he would be travelling back to Sheffield by Megabus and would not make it home in time. Check out all the latest News, Sport & Celeb gossip at Mirror.co.uk http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/naked-hotel-guest-joseph-small-2880010#ixzz2mV8DAxtq Follow us: @DailyMirror on Twitter | DailyMirror on Facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 British man calls for help after getting toilet paper holder stuck in backside A kinky Brit from South Wales had to dial emergency services after the device became lodged in his anus, resulting in firefighters not only coming to his rescue, but offering advice on how to prevent such an incident from happening again. The red-faced deviant was forced to dial emergency services for help after the device became uncomfortably lodged in his backside and left him unable to move. Firefighters arrived at his home in Newport, South Wales, and quickly managed to free the holder from his behind. They then gave the man tips on how to stop it from happening again. South Wales Fire and Rescue Service told the Mirror it had freed 864 people from embarrassing situations in the last three years. "We do have to deal with wacky things," said a Fire Bridges Union in Wales spokesman. "Sometimes someone will tell you a story and you just think: 'I can't top that'." "To be honest, if I managed to get myself into one of these sorts of scrapes, the last thing I would want would be a whole crew of firefighters coming to see me!" he added. http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1534734 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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