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Gentlemen ,

 

back from Khrungtep I let the board officially know that my new permanently temporary companion is comrade Tuk from Lao . When madame agreed to relax a few days by the riverfront and I presented her passport at the reception the woman at the counter said this is a Lao passport and I almost collapsed in the lobby because I expected the local constabulary to roll in in a few seconds and put her in chains . But Madame hab visa , issued 2011 and still somewhat active it seems . This is a world of wonders .

 

Anyhow , woman Lao velly goos . Professionally trained massage expert and the sweetest female subject under the Thai sun I swear . I may at that point again praise the wisdom of the emigrated Mr Stickman who several months or years ago expressively recommended not to overlook the ladies working in the massage shops for further activities . The man is right .

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Excellent thread . The board possibly imploding , Stickman having emigrated , shorttime fees surpassing 3000 Baht soon and yet another useless condo wiping out a cluster of promising blowjob bars the only romance-related subject remaining downtown might be true love on individual basis and as we are at it : Confused tourist BuBi as per Monday this week saw himself faced with repeated demand for something specified as " 1 Baht " and only available corner Sukh/Soi 10 or Yaowarat alternatively . According Tuk her closest sister in the massage shop did already own " 3 baht " due to steady supply from her Australian boyfriend .

 

I now wish to warn the board officially that 1 baht is not part of the Thai currency but represents 15,1 grams of 96,4 % pure gold as I know now . Available at no more than 22.700 real Baht at specialised trading companies . One never stops learning . On the other hand , the last shirt has no pockets so what .

 

If you know what I mean . We had a great time anyway .

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555 poosow laos as a gik top lid tipped. 555 you maybe confusing the price of the girl and the fee for sun-drys. The world has collapsed,

 

Open your eyes, when faced with adversity, you counter strike. You hit hard and fast. If you face an ambiguous decision - well don't prevericate Sir - make the decision, and by God you'd better stick to it. If a Laos girl importunes you'd better bless yourself. Then count your blessings again. Then you'd better Goddamn think again.

 

You Sir don't know how good you could have it! You are looking way too down. Brother, we could eat in the sunshine - the sun and the perfect weather, the beach, lobsters as big as boats. Seafood sauce, enough to drown in. Beautiful long limbed big titted Laos ladies love you too mutt. And whilst we trample on the flowers and the grass, we smash everything and mock the very nature we once forswore to adore. All that sap and seeds and broken shells, we seem to chant KFC, MacDonald, KFC, MacDonald, Pizza Hut! and we besmirch the very beauty we confess to love - what is left to do? We have to look all moosey faced. Bicker and in fight turn on each other.

 

I sir propose another solution. Peace and tranquility. Respect for each other. Sir if it could be so, then Sir make it so.

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Gentlemen ,

 

I am deeply concerned about recent complaints from various sources about the previously popular girlfriend-sex at low cost disappearing from Soi 4 , Beergarden and other popular establishments in favour of emotionless comercialised 30 minutes boom-boom at 2500 Baht excluding tax , shottime room and condom . ( Kinf of quote tourist stickman ) .

 

I am therefore truely delighted to inform the esteemend community about an example of an opposed tendency as per yesterday 15:09 Siam local time . SMS sent by my current love of a lifetime , massageworker Pam from Lao .

 

Telak I get money really thanks you so much love you .

 

I rate this piece as sort of an emotional eruption showing true feelings of a loving soul , what do the resident experts think about it ?

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You know what - I'm not sure why, but that news made me happy as well. Oh sweetness. Such sweet irony.

 

I mean with the blithe disregard for Nana, and the embrace of Laos ladies, it reminds me of myself not so long ago.

 

Also Laos is such an authoritative language, unless you're a real prick - or maybe if you are, who knows?, but you can boss people about so much more. You can't help yourself even if you tried. Most 'requests' come out sounding like an order. I mean I don't want to boss people around - there's plenty of first class prongs around for that, I'm simply saying how impressed I was. Speak then immediate action. Repeat Immediate. It impressed me and kind of depressed me at the same time. I realised it was only a whim that kept me from becoming a prong myself. Well I woke up to myself. Kind of brushed myself down, looked myself in the mirror, then decided I'd better lay off the sauce for a while. Become a better person.

 

But way-hayyy, happy times since then.

 

I know this is a long and rambling post, excuse me dear Sir, but the point is my man BuBi - and I know you;re being lighthearted - if you persist in this relationship - *you* will change - and it will be irrevocable. I think I was lucky, there was fair weather and the landing was a soft one, but I can easily see all the risks I took now in hindsight and there's no way I'd do it again. I tell you it was a fucking miracle that I landed at all. I'm not joking - it was get out and kiss mother earth and check your whole body. If you like I'll tell the story, just let me know....

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Gentlemen ,

 

mentally preparing my forthcoming visit to the kingdom I came across a weather report showing daily rain in Khrungthep . Trying to find out about volume and frequency of aforementioned phenomenon I rang Bangkok massageworker and current love of a lifetime Mrs Pam from Lao for clarification but Mrs Pam got repeatedly overwhelmed by her feelings just sighing ´Tilac I miss you ´ .

 

May I put the question forward asking the esteemed local community about further details . Thank you .

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