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So I was sitting in the beer garden in Soi 7 a number of years ago late in the morning, to see who came before lunch. Mongering can get boring in the mornings unless you have a ritual, mine was mongering in the morning.

 

I sat with my beer, no doubt hiding my unmanly recent brothel spa bath shame, when I spotted in the corner what has been called a "spinner", a diminutive darling.

 

She smiled, I smiled, and we shared and obvious mutual desire for love of satisfying paid sexual bliss.

 

I bought her a beer, I had another,

 

Thinking this will be a lot of fun, I sneakily took a then just released onto the market in Thailand a blue viagra pill.

 

I will be HARD for this encounter!

 

So I suggested concluding our lust with a spot of fornication in a nearby hotel.

 

Not so fast, Seems diminutive Thai girls, all Thai girls I have fond, if not fed between 12.06 and 12.24 noon, they get very crabby.

 

So she shuttled out for food and ate a bowl of something of scientific interest I am sure.

 

She returns, tells me she had Gang Jert she tells me, or Tom Jert, no idea who this but she's happy.

 

We finished up one more beer, not to worry as it gave the Viagra time to kick in, my cheeks flushed as she drank the last of a Singha, now fueled up for her work for the next hour or so. Little did she know I was fueled up too!

 

In the taxi I had an odd experience, Thai girls, as opposed to Thai men, usually give bad head, and never somewhere interesting like the back of a Taxi.

 

Pretending to be tired, exaggerated yawn and all, she put her head in my lap and digs out my one eyed soldier, excellent! Amazing! I glance guiltily at the taxi driver, no response to a sleeping Thai girl!

 

Viagra kicks in HARD

 

Get to the short time around the corner, and then I discover putting a rock hard member back in it's place is not easy without being seen while paying a Taxi, so he gets a big tip from the 100 baht note.

 

We find a room and once inside she drops to her knees to continue her attack. Not hard for her to get attention from my one eyed friend, he's standing to attention like the goo soldier he is,

 

Wonderful sensations as she works on the little one eyed soldier, until I notice she's gagging a little.

 

Odd - my massive 4 inches hard has never gagged a girl before, she must have a small mouth,

 

Gags some more and then

 

LUNCH

 

Her LUNCH is biblical and has a second coming,

 

All over my cock,

 

My very HARD and not shrinking but now vomit smelly as she hurls a second time over my cock and pants,

 

I have what looks like seaweed and noodles dripping from a flag pole,

 

It looks like a kinky Disney National Flag for mermaids

 

She's still below me, shyly smilling as she heaves the last of her Tom jert into her hand,

 

I am still at attention and can't focus, seaweed and noodle vomit everywhere.

 

My pants are also covered in this memorial day tribute to mermaids and king Neptune.

 

The smell, it reminds me of, a spa bath in a brothel I went to recently,

 

She smiles, gags slightly, and tells me

 

"No charge ok?"

 

Excellent, a free blowjob!

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