Fiery Jack Posted December 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 Last night, in the end I couldn't even get a woman by paying, and I was in the heart of the post-paid pussy jungle in Bangkok! Sometimes things just don't line up right, and you can end up dragging yourself home alone... Perhaps some have found themselves in a similar position... What's your advice on finding an urgent last-minute companion in the wee and morning hours? Roger that one. I have walked that road, more often of late than of yore. I suspect that we are singing from a similar heathen hymn sheet, sir. The lunatic rogues' gallery/umpteenth circle of purgatory locals know as 'Nana Car Park' has been my solace and salvation more than once... Home alone. Almost. A very cute little angel-faced page-cut bottle-blonde in a red dress outside Nana car park asks me how I am as I brush past. For once, I am honest. I tell her I am sad and alone. Five minutes later, in my room, I realise she is a lot less attractive than when first I met her, and a hell of a lot older than I remember her being all those seconds before in the darkness. That's what time does, I suppose. She may well be thinking much the same about me. We shower and shag and it's amicable and lovely. She's cheerful and cuddly. This makes me happy, I realise. I could spend some time with this type of person, but of course I don't and I won't. She leaves once I've huffed and puffed and shot the paste. I can't remember how much she asked for or how much I gave her. I can't remember her name. Maybe I never even asked her. But I look for her after that every night in the area around Nana. She's never there. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa99 Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 I am on the rent-to-own plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 It's like leasing, at the end of the lease, you still have to return the goods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioman Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 Or you get the balloon payment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Or you get to give the balloon payment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexi Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Pay as you go,no contract .....same-same phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Pre Paid, no account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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