Fiery Jack Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 I mean birds whom a lot of blokes might (and quite clearly do, if you believe the papers or the 'net) regard as a 5 or 6 out of 10, or worse, that you find incredibly sexy/hot/attractive: 11 out of 10. For me: it's Dido. Yes, she's a flat-chested, fat-arsed, pumpkin-headed, chubby dope-head has-been who can't sing her shit songs for toffee, and she's notoriously thick as pigshit (she dated that doss cunt ex-Leeds/Man U/Newcastle footballing thug Alan Smith whose hobbies were beating up pakistanis in nightclubs and punching his own teammates ). But I cannot watch this women without getting an erection. A cock-jerk reflex reaction that I honestly couldn't prevent if I tried. There will be others for me in this category, I'm sure, and they'll come to my addled mind later and I'll list them below if and when they do. For now though, I give you Ms. Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong aka 'Dido': truly my kind of woman (lowers trousers and reaches for box of tissues ). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGXtEE-YX7s (Of course, that video's 10 years old, and that's the version of Dido I'd love to shag. But I'm sure I'd react the same way if I saw her today. She can't have gone completely downhill in a decade? (Though glancing at my own haggard coupon and ballooning belly, it wouldn't impossible... )) So... Who's yours, lads? jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 On your own with that one mate...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ritLaGCPcxE not really in your sphere fj as in a 5/10 minger, but i thought i'd post anyway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Patricia Morrison Being a Bass Player and Backing Vocalists Video appearances are rather restricted. Interesting woman left the US / Californian Post-Punk Goth Scene and moved to the UK back in 1988, damn is is really 27 years ago when we were part of the same social group, eventually ended up Marrying Dave Vanian (The Damned) retired from the music scene and is now a housewife and mother. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuZElJVfWcY and another 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted December 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Patricia Morrison Bit scary looking for me, but I wouldn't say 'No'. My dopehead mate Smokey Ashton did some production work for Eldritch donkey's years ago, and never got paid. He still goes on about it. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YimSiam Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Federica Mogherini - yeah, the EU Foreign Minister... What can I say, she does it for me. Zeinab Badawi, too. Just a thing I have for her. Yes, I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted December 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ritLaGCPcxE not really in your sphere fj as in a 5/10 minger, but i thought i'd post anyway Good work, mate. I'd tap that like a shot. Another one that gets my rod twitching is Lisa Faulkner (typecast pigshit-thick Essex tart as life imitates art, she's basically a marginally less dippy version of Dido: I see a pattern emerging here, Jack ... ), the blonde 'hobo-chic' bird out of the BBC series 'Murder in Suburbia'. I bet she'd go like a f*cking rabbit, the dirty wee whoor. Here she is in some sexy schoolgirl gear. Lord have f*cking mercy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrH8SZ6PcmQ Ooh, you bugger. Where's those f*cking Kleenex... jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now