Dexi Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 My last GF said " I`ll only go out with you if you have a 8" dick ".....so I said " sorry,dear,I`m not chopping 3 " off for anybody ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 A friend claims that Thailand is paradise to the less endowed. He says. "If you've just got six inches, Thai women still think you're Harry the Horse." 6 inches? Fark, I'm not pissing beside him! I've met women who's clit can give me a challenge in length Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bust Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Needs a smiley face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dean Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 If you had Cuban citizenship and were a male, you would be entitled to free penis enlargement surgery. As an added bonus, you would also be eligible for transgender surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted April 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 My last GF said " I`ll only go out with you if you have a 8" dick ".....so I said " sorry,dear,I`m not chopping 3 " off for anybody ." Of course, you realize that this was the punch line in the classic porn movie Deep Throat with Linda Lovelace. Circa: 1972. I'm surprised that we don't have more porn history buffs here ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 I heard a story once that Errol Flynn would drop his out and tuck it into his pants pocket and go to fancy dress parties as a petrol bowser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YimSiam Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 My dick just looks small in contrast to my gigantic balls. At least that's what I tell myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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