buffalo_bill Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Gentlemen , I wish to bring this matter to your esteemed attention after I found out that management and staff of Lollipop Bar Soi 10 fully share my view of what happened on last Thursday 1st of June deep inside Soi 11 and what I consider as another major setback on incoming tourist-traffic from abroad . As follows: I landed at 07:18 sharp , took a taxi and it started raining like silly . Which made the ride last 2 hours to aforementioned Soi 11 . I had been on the road for about 19 hours , smelling like a pig and very very keen on taking a shower . Only to find out that the hotel was fully booked and no room before 12:00 . No good . In deepest depression I stumbled back to Sukhumvit , crossed selfsame and entered Viva restaurant for breakfast where I spend the next hour eating and trying to make the waitress produce one single smile . The latter without success . There are plenty of massage shops around Viva and whilst chewing their home made Chiabatta an excellent idea started to develop deep within myself : instead of wasting more time without use I would go into a massage shop close to the hotel , could take a free shower this elegant way and of course a massage under strictly medicinal aspects . 1 hour oil massage 600 Baht we agreed about and I wish to insist I had absolutely nothing but a clean massage on my mind ; Thai massage , please note , is 400 Baht only . Unfortunately , gentlemen , unfortunately Mademoiselle Nen from Buriram had obviously got about the job with an entirely different concept and even before the 1 hour oil massage was over we were in full swing deepening the German / Buriram international friendship so to say . What a difference a shower could make . To my surprise 2 hours were over when I said goodbye to Miss Nen and through my tears asked for her mobile number in case I need a shower again later in my life . Checkbin . 1200 Baht said this rotten subject of an overweight mamasan and I said for what . She said for 2 hour oil massage . I said is fine for 1 hour because both parties had agreed to that but hour number two only with some phantasy could even be called Thai massage so I owe her 1000 Baht . I am as such not a stingy person , the taxidriver for example received almost 180 Bht change as tip because he used the meter without yelling at him and had no nice lady happy hour or a diamond factory on offer . But my sense for justice is highly developed and therefore I was upset . At the end of the discussion I paid 1200 and left . I am asking the legal expertise of the joint board if I was right or did try to hurt Thai law in no insignificant way . My soul found piece in the meantime because I invited Miss Nen already to meet in the hotel thus avoiding paying the fat mamasan-monster any money at all . Over to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 I guess the question is was Miss Nen compensated for her service? Is so as I understand it the girls and shop split 50/50. That being the case 300 baht to mamasan for the additional hour would be sufficient on the provision Miss Nen was paid independently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 I guess the question is was Miss Nen compensated for her service? Ickjuse me Sir , I am a traditionally educated citizen of old East Prussian standards , meaning even unrequested services shall be duely rewarded such as in this case . We are talking about 2 entirely different although simultaneously happening legal strings . On a sidenote : recalling the event Miss Nen should better have rewarded Khun BuBi but I decided to handle the matter in a most generous way . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Then in my opinion the mamasan should have been paid 900 baht. 600 for the original 1 hour oil massage and 300 for the shops share of the second hour. I rest my case..... But remember you are dealing with Thais here. Reminds me of the story someone told about wanting a specific item removed from their food order and was charged extra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 <<Reminds me of the story someone told about wanting a specific item removed from their food order and was charged extra >> That was me! I wanted a Cheese and Tomato roll, instead of the ham cheese tomato. They wanted 10 baht more! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted June 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 It is off topic but I am prepared to join alternative areas of complaining , as follows : Every single day I take late breakfast at Viva restaurant Soi 8 and run a bill of about 600 Baht plus decent tip . They offer for 140 baht a plate of either - Parma ham - Sourizo - Salami or another ham . Prices all same same . I have been begging on my knees if they could not split the plate 50/50 between for example Salami and Parma ham . No bloody way . On the other hand off the fruit plate I am only interested in pineapple and I asked to skip the Mango and melon . Which they happily do but the quantity of pineapple is not increased by one fraction of a slice . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 <<Reminds me of the story someone told about wanting a specific item removed from their food order and was charged extra >> That was me! I wanted a Cheese and Tomato roll, instead of the ham cheese tomato. They wanted 10 baht more! That sounds like Monte Python. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 Wrong type of Cheese http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0 Did PTM Kill the Bazooka Player? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted June 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Gentlemen , there are news of outstanding significance ready to be published : other than usual I have taken breakfast yesterday at Viva restaurant Soi 10 accompanied by the most lovely Pam from the Peoples Democratic Socialist Paradise of the Working Classes Republic of Lao . This country seems to be somewhere behind Nong Kai . Viva staff obviously impressed by a sudden doubling of the BuBi armed forces agreed without yelling to supply 5 balls Mozarella Cheese which I had identified on a photo in their menue . There was no ´Can only eat with salad ´ or ´Chef no can ´ or other . Viva restaurant to my currently updated opinion is on the path to new hights of hospitality considering a customer as somewhat important within the supply line ending in monthly wages . May Buddha be with them , back in September . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Watch this in Auto generated Closed Captions - Even better Wrong type of Cheese http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0 Did PTM Kill the Bazooka Player? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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