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#1 Coss

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 03:46

As seen in Stickman's latest column

The Uber for Escorts

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anyone used this service?


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Posted 10 July 2017 - 03:54

:surprised:

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#3 My Penis is hungry

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 08:10

Nice images
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#4 Coss

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 19:15

There are some dogs too, you can start the booking process to see them.
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#5 baa99

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Posted 11 July 2017 - 05:08

Where are the non-Photoshopped images? :neener:

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Posted 11 July 2017 - 10:36

Maybe they use the same methodology as the bars  ie. put all the good lookers on the outside to bring in the punters and what you find once you get in may be rather different  :hubbahubba:
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Posted 11 July 2017 - 10:43

Well we need some live on the spot user reports to see if this is for real or just another treat from the Land 'o' Scams.
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Posted 27 January 2018 - 00:51

Reporting for duty as requested...  In a moment of inspired desperation, I have placed a booking through the system, and waiting on arrival as we speak.  Booking super easy, but alarmingly casual about any kind of data protection, confidentiality, etc.  Booking was fast, though communication was unexpected - phone call to hotel, email to private email.  

A few minutes ago called to say she'll be about 30 minutes late, "traffic".  There is no traffic right now anywhere in Bangkok as far as I know (ffs, it's 8 am on a Saturday...) but I will give benefit of the doubt for now.

Recently had a paternity test done in Bangkok, the request for scheduling, names, etc all there appeared on the fully public internet immediately after - popped up if you searched my name.  Let's hope this outfit has a bit more control over their information... Yes, I'm an idiot for sharing some personal data, I see that now quite clearly.  

Okay, a bit of porn and CNN while I wait for traffic to thin out.

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Posted 27 January 2018 - 01:06

Fascinating, let us know how it went...
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#10 YimSiam

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Posted 27 January 2018 - 14:16

Alright, following up:

First off, perhaps I set up a slightly difficult situation by making a 5 am or so decision to try out the new system - being out from late afternoon on a less-than-triumphant return to Thailand after many months, I was not in the best of form.  But the online system is indeed simple, even an idiot, drunk, at 5 am, can successful navigate the thing to the point that someone resembling the online pictures eventually knocked on my door.

Big points for convenience, even if she did come half an hour late due to 'traffic'.  To her credit, she called in advance to inform me, and I take into consideration that she went to bed at 3 am (after who knows what assignation) and was on her way to me a few hours later.  Also, I noticed that she was right back up on the site immediately after leaving mine - the virtually version of the soapie girls rejoining the fishbowl after a customer.  

I have no faith that this outfit has put the proper amount of attention into discretion.  It would not surprise me at all to see the details of this appointment appear on some Wikileaks style data dump someday... it just seems very flippant, asking for your hotel, the name you're registered under, your mobile number, an email address - and then they call through the hotel switchboard mainly, plus use your email to get verified confirmation of the appointment.  Lots of info going in various directions; clearly I should have created a whole advance fake identity somehow, but...  Not going to happen at 5 am.  So I feel a bit exposed, possibly.

She arrived, she was pleasant, polite, spoke reasonable English for the context...  Wore black - helped to conceal some of the variation between the online photos and the reality - I don't mind a girl with a little more heft, but be honest.  After the appointment, the service asks you to review her photos and confirm whether they are accurate or not - on one of them, I'm convinced it's just a cleaned up version of her face slapped on the body of a young, lithe goddess.

Looked brilliant online, moderate in person (though lively eyes and a cute mouth, I give her that).  Basically one of those girls you can find out in those spots open afterhours where the girls sit in a line-up and the punters come in, sit in a booth with the papa-san, drinking expensive drinks and regretting that you've reached a point of almost no return with the girls on offer.  

Which is to say, nice girl, sweet, but I wouldn't look twice on the street, in a go-go or soapie, etc.  

Skills were decent bj, not Star of Light or Lolita's, but good enough to get the job done.  Otherwise, just a clunky version of a girl who's kind of new to the thing, has been told what to do but doesn't yet get the spirit of it.  Not the expertise I would expect for the price (4,500 three hours - gone after 1.5, at my request), and not the good looks that would excuse the lack of skill.

They promote an uber-style tracking system, but this is only available to 'premium' members - which I think means you pay a few bucks for a week or two of access to reviews (not available otherwise!), GPS tracking of pussy en route, and, uh, some other benefits.  

The reviews.  All we mere mortals get are the raw scores, 0-5 averaged.  All the girls on the site have at least 4, usually 4.6 - there is no way this crop is earning those scores, I do not trust it.  I gave a 2 ("could have been better" is the grading cohort).  I did feel bad doing it, because after all she's sweet and I just had my dick in her, and I was not exactly in attractive shape myself for the event - and because I didn't know whether she would see my rating and have it linked to me, or would just go into the mix.  They should clear that up, make it crystal that the girl doesn't get the linked review, and we'll score more honestly - were mongers, but we're not heartless assholes...

As for the uber/gig economy: from what I saw on the site, and from talking to the girl, it's pretty much all just a handful of escort agencies consolidating their bookings and photos on a single site - not independents.  But I could be wrong.  I often am.  

And then there is the Ladyboy/Female question...  My guess (from looking at the Female photos) is that if you do not have a penis appended to the exterior of your body, you are a Female.  If you have a big dick and high-altitude weather balloon tits, you may be designated Ladyboy. That's my guess. If you wnat confidence and clarity about the original and current gender of your date, you had better not pick off a website.  

It hurts to say it, but... I would have done as well or better grabbing some urchin off lower Suk/soi 4 in those early dawn hours.  When they aren't slipping you a knock out drug or lifting a few bills from your pockets, or having a psychotic break in your hotel room, at least those are salt-of-the-earth hard workers down there on the pavements...

You should be able to count on brilliant service, or rare looks, doing escort at 4,500.  I got neither, just a niggling sense that my personal data is out there somewhere and will probably be online searchable in a year or two... If anyone has advice on how to explain Rimming and COB to curious colleagues and relatives, let me know when the time comes!

All the above said, I may well make it a habit - it's fucking easy, and in those wee hours when there's precious few other options...  Tap, tap, click click click - knock on the door.

Smooci?  How are you even supposed to say it?

Anyone else have a go and want to share?

YimSiam




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