Coss Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 Yes she did. My best mate, who is in NZ for the Xmas break (He lives elsewhere normally, but is here visiting for the Xmas) was divorced and a lovely Aussie lass (40-ish divorcee adult kids), saw a rich man, newly single, and trapped him. At first I thought she was a pleasant enough lass. But two years on, she's flipped to Vegan. Oh and she's also got Celiac disease, so now she's Gluten Free. How she's managed, to live her previous 40-something years, eating animals and wheat products is a miracle! So, Me and MLG are understandably busy during this time, but we made sure we had at least two evenings available to meet with my mate and his Vegan over this Xmas. So, the quest for Vegan, Gluten Free restaurants begins. Now as you may imagine, Auckland is full of restaurants whose mission statements include " Vegan & Gluten Free Options" and are "Vegan & Gluten Free friendly". And yet none of the 30-ish nosheries I suggested, are suitable. And my mate knows how to drive a Google, he couldn't find any place suitable either. I can only put it down to this: It's not the Animals and the Gluten. It's the 58 year old meat-eating white male, happily in love with a 32 year old beautiful Lao girl, who still can't buy lotto tickets or alcohol, as the Kiwi shop staff still think she's under 18. We tried to visit the Casino once, nope. This, contrasted with my mate's not unattractive, but aged Vegan, may just be a bit hard to bear. For the Vegan I mean. Why do they have to be such C*nts? any hoo Merry Xmas all 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migrant Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 Limit her to water, it's gluten free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 Take her to a Thai restaurant and let her order sticky rice with a banana cooked in it. You can have whatever you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Flashermac Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 A buddy just called to wish me a Merry Christmas. His Mrs is a vegetarian (not a vegan), and so is her brother, who's out with them. However, bro-in-law's Mrs is omnivorous.They went to the Sizzler, a chain best known for its steaks but also its fantastic salads. His Mrs and her bro munched away happily on salads, soup and fruit, whilst he and sis-in-law gnawed on dead animals. No have Sizzler in Middle Earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 Haha Sizzler aka how to survive on a budget in Thailand Go for lunch order the main course “to goâ€and pig out on the Salad Bar reheat the main course for evening meal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted December 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 Well my mate and I are going fishing at Dawn early in the new year, he'll leave the Vegan at the motel whilst he and I rendezvous at spot X. He has said that if he catches any fish, I'll have to take them home, as she won't have the slaughtered sentient beings, in the same environs as her. This Vegan is seriously fucking him around, I hope it doesn't all end in tears... And this guy is very a high end brain, Dux of his high school, many medical specialities, boss of Intensive care of a mega hospital, flown around the world to give lectures on stuff... She must be fantastic in bed, looking at her, you'd only think 'not- unpleasant, not too haggard'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migrant Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 She must be fantastic in bed Yes, but if she doesn't eat meat............. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgianBoy Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 Yes, but if she doesn't eat meat............. touché ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 hehehhehe. my first laugh of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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