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Tourist Walks Naked Through Phuket Airport After Viagra Overdose

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Perhaps his demimondaine gave him some pills, that he thought were Viagra, but were in fact something more exciting.

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Maybe, with all his luggage, he just needed something to hang his man purse on..............

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I'm thinking the Viagra was pretty much an afterthought, there must be something else going on with this one... I understand that Viagra can enable some pretty poorly considered actions, but full on shit-hurling paranoid psychosis? Seems unlikely.

 

So easy to laugh something like this off as a bit of a prank, some fun and games with your usual naked airport chase scene - until human feces become involved. Note to self: always a bad idea to get involved with your own shit in public. Red line.

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full on shit-hurling paranoid psychosis?

 

 

​Something I would associate with spiked drinks or Crystal Meth

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Exactly - and to get to that point, I'd be guessing it was days and days of spiked drinks and/or crystal... not the boner pills.

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Our friend and fellow quester Mr Steven Cho has merely ably illustrated a possible process of which we would all do well to stay aware. It all adds up:

 

crazy/two-timed/short-changed/dumped/betrayed/drunk/ya-baaed bargirl/freelancer/(or more likely) ladyboy +

 

drunk/naive/unsuspecting monger =

 

spiked drink + much subsequent mayhem/madness/disaster/trouble/injury... :doah:

 

As you will know well, Gentle Reader, your old Uncle Jack's had a few close shaves over the decades, some very close, but not as bad as Mr Cho's naked public shit-smearing frolic. No judgement here, lads. Hope he was okay. There but of the grace of gods... :relieved:

 

jack :help:

 

PS. Slightly off topic, but why is he described as 'South Korean' if he holds a 'US passport'? Genuine query. :hmmm:

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When I saw the Fiery Jack post on this thread, I figured they'd let you out on bail... Maybe the SOUTH Korean thing was to avoid panic - the last time a couple folks ran through an airport smearing mystery substance on someone's face, it does seem to have turned out to be been North Korean agents. Now we can rest assured that while he is TECHNICALLY because of the laws and so on, an "American" it's clear he's northern Asian, and might be NK. But the TAT and cops say South, so, no worries, airport is secure.

 

Hard to live global shit-slinging headlines down, those are going to stick. May be time to go in for a name change - revert back to that traditional Korean name grandma gave you when you were a kid, Inneokyu! Nice name. In English, translates as: "this boy plays with his own shit too much, do you think he's mental?"

 

Grace of god, grace of god - you have been very very good to me...

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Trying to get this guy under control while he's throwing shit around, yup, it's going to be a shitty day if you're the lucky one dealing with him :ohmy:

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