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#1 Mekong

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 02:24

OK I will start

25 Reasons why Beer is Better than Women
1
You can have a beer in public
2
Beer stains wash out.
3
You don’t have to Wine and Dine beer.
4
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
5
When your beer goes flat, you can toss it out.
6
Beer is never late.
7
A beer never gets jealous when you grab another beer.
8
Hangovers go away.
9
Beer labels come off without a fight.
10
When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
11
Beer never has a headache.
12
After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13
A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer.
14
If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.
15
A beer always goes down easy.
16
You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
17
You can share a beer with your friends.
18
You always know when you’re the first one to pop a beer.
19
Beer is always wet.
20
Beer doesn’t demand equality.
21
You can enjoy a beer all month long.
22
A beer doesn’t mind when you come.
23
A frigid beer is a good beer.
24
You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25
If you change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony.
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火 Conquer like the fire
山 Steady as the mountain

#2 Mekong

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 02:45

All the Lads are Cheering get the fucking beer in


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#3 Mekong

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 02:55

Qingdao Beer Festival – Asia’s Oktoberfest


I have been going since 2001

http://www.thatsqing...-beer-festival/
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#4 Pretendingtobemale

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 04:10

Beer is good for you

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#5 Mekong

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 05:05

BEER

A word known internationally even more famous than FUCK

In Spanish speaking countries one may say "Hola Amigo, Uno Cervaza Por Favor" in China ask for Pijou, Korea request a Mechu and so on.

Go anywhere in the world hold up ones Index Finger and say Beer / Bia / Bier and it is understood.

Beer is for joyous times as in "Wet the Babies Head" for sad times "Fuck this need a Beer" the Engineering of the British Empire was built on Soggy Beer Mats and back of a ciggie packet, scary but true most of my best ideas come to me when "Brainstorming" after work over a Beer, some of the Design changes for the previous Nuclear Power Plant in the UK were drafted on a soggy beer mat.

Just recently I was interviewing expats for my project, from Millenials thru Get X  to Boomers   ...   I employed the 67 year old Boomer for the correct answer to "How does one resolve issues?"   ....  Over a Beer
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#6 Flashermac

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 05:44

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#7 Mekong

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 07:45

Staropramen

Rather nice Czech Lager

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#8 Mekong

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 07:47

Right way up hehe

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#9 Mekong

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 07:49

Oh FFS why are all my pics come out wrong
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#10 Mekong

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 08:45

I don't give a toss since it is "Lazy Sunday Afternoon"


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