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25 Reasons why Beer is Better than Women

1

You can have a beer in public

2

Beer stains wash out.

3

You don’t have to Wine and Dine beer.

4

Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.

5

When your beer goes flat, you can toss it out.

6

Beer is never late.

7

A beer never gets jealous when you grab another beer.

8

Hangovers go away.

9

Beer labels come off without a fight.

10

When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.

11

Beer never has a headache.

12

After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.

13

A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer.

14

If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.

15

A beer always goes down easy.

16

You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.

17

You can share a beer with your friends.

18

You always know when you’re the first one to pop a beer.

19

Beer is always wet.

20

Beer doesn’t demand equality.

21

You can enjoy a beer all month long.

22

A beer doesn’t mind when you come.

23

A frigid beer is a good beer.

24

You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

25

If you change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony.

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BEER

 

A word known internationally even more famous than FUCK

 

In Spanish speaking countries one may say "Hola Amigo, Uno Cervaza Por Favor" in China ask for Pijou, Korea request a Mechu and so on.

 

Go anywhere in the world hold up ones Index Finger and say Beer / Bia / Bier and it is understood.

 

Beer is for joyous times as in "Wet the Babies Head" for sad times "Fuck this need a Beer" the Engineering of the British Empire was built on Soggy Beer Mats and back of a ciggie packet, scary but true most of my best ideas come to me when "Brainstorming" after work over a Beer, some of the Design changes for the previous Nuclear Power Plant in the UK were drafted on a soggy beer mat.

 

Just recently I was interviewing expats for my project, from Millenials thru Get X to Boomers ... I employed the 67 year old Boomer for the correct answer to "How does one resolve issues?" .... Over a Beer

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