Mekong Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 OK I will start 25 Reasons why Beer is Better than Women 1 You can have a beer in public 2 Beer stains wash out. 3 You don’t have to Wine and Dine beer. 4 Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football. 5 When your beer goes flat, you can toss it out. 6 Beer is never late. 7 A beer never gets jealous when you grab another beer. 8 Hangovers go away. 9 Beer labels come off without a fight. 10 When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer. 11 Beer never has a headache. 12 After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents. 13 A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer. 14 If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head. 15 A beer always goes down easy. 16 You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty. 17 You can share a beer with your friends. 18 You always know when you’re the first one to pop a beer. 19 Beer is always wet. 20 Beer doesn’t demand equality. 21 You can enjoy a beer all month long. 22 A beer doesn’t mind when you come. 23 A frigid beer is a good beer. 24 You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good. 25 If you change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted March 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 All the Lads are Cheering get the fucking beer in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxa2yxdW6UM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted March 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 Qingdao Beer Festival – Asia’s Oktoberfest I have been going since 2001 http://www.thatsqingdao.com/qingdao-international-beer-festival/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 Beer is good for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted March 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 BEER A word known internationally even more famous than FUCK In Spanish speaking countries one may say "Hola Amigo, Uno Cervaza Por Favor" in China ask for Pijou, Korea request a Mechu and so on. Go anywhere in the world hold up ones Index Finger and say Beer / Bia / Bier and it is understood. Beer is for joyous times as in "Wet the Babies Head" for sad times "Fuck this need a Beer" the Engineering of the British Empire was built on Soggy Beer Mats and back of a ciggie packet, scary but true most of my best ideas come to me when "Brainstorming" after work over a Beer, some of the Design changes for the previous Nuclear Power Plant in the UK were drafted on a soggy beer mat. Just recently I was interviewing expats for my project, from Millenials thru Get X to Boomers ... I employed the 67 year old Boomer for the correct answer to "How does one resolve issues?" .... Over a Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mekong Posted April 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 Staropramen Rather nice Czech Lager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted April 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 Right way up hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted April 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 Oh FFS why are all my pics come out wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted April 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 I don't give a toss since it is "Lazy Sunday Afternoon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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