Water Buffaloes Block Autobahn
Posted 14 May 2018 - 08:37
I wish to report that late last night 5 units of possibly Thai origin water buffaloes left their allocated open air premises near Leverkusen / Germany and assembled on the nearby Autobahn A3 between Cologne and Duesseldorf . Buddha in his eternal grace saved them from being hit by trucks and other high speed objects. Speed limit in the area is 130 km/h .
The event lead into a 15 km traffic jam.The nimals in the meantime have been drugged by repeated gunfire fom local forces and moved away by heavy equipment back to where they came from. Personally, I am extremely pleased to note increasing influx of Isaan related habits which were so far limited to hords of overaged prostitutes all over the place. Maybe innovative thinking might soon establish the Cologne Rocket Festival, that would be really great. I would go there.
Posted 14 May 2018 - 08:43
Jim Morrison (The Doors): "Well...yes...sometimes."
Posted 14 May 2018 - 09:36
Posted 14 May 2018 - 10:32
Posted 14 May 2018 - 13:46
I bet you have woken up with a fair few though. Hehe
林 Quiet as the forest
火 Conquer like the fire
山 Steady as the mountain
Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:15
no doubt the community shall be delighted to hear that aforementioned water buffaloes did in fact break out twice already at earlier occasion led by female Chief "Lisa " . I take the opportunity to remind the forum NOT to follow any female subjects without critical awareness about possible consequences.
Here they are :
Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:29
Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:40
but thanks for the information, I now mayI use the excuse my water buffalo is sick to skip project meetings....
Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:35
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