buffalo_bill Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 Gentlemen, I wish to report that late last night 5 units of possibly Thai origin water buffaloes left their allocated open air premises near Leverkusen / Germany and assembled on the nearby Autobahn A3 between Cologne and Duesseldorf . Buddha in his eternal grace saved them from being hit by trucks and other high speed objects. Speed limit in the area is 130 km/h . The event lead into a 15 km traffic jam.The nimals in the meantime have been drugged by repeated gunfire fom local forces and moved away by heavy equipment back to where they came from. Personally, I am extremely pleased to note increasing influx of Isaan related habits which were so far limited to hords of overaged prostitutes all over the place. Maybe innovative thinking might soon establish the Cologne Rocket Festival, that would be really great. I would go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 So how many of the good citizens of Germany paid for the sick water buffaloes 5555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted May 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 The German public appears to be excited, during a live radio transmission this morning you could hear the buffaloes deap aspleep snoring like a , well , buffalo. Could anybody familiar with buffaloes, probably Mr Flashermac, be so kind to confirm that extraordinary snoring is what buffaloes usually do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 I wouldn't know since I've never slept with a buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 I wouldn't know since I've never slept with a buffalo. I bet you have woken up with a fair few though. Hehe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted May 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Gentlemen, no doubt the community shall be delighted to hear that aforementioned water buffaloes did in fact break out twice already at earlier occasion led by female Chief "Lisa " . I take the opportunity to remind the forum NOT to follow any female subjects without critical awareness about possible consequences. Here they are : https://www.ksta.de/...fel-krieger.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Do you have buffalo races these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drogon Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 If I may, I thought the Autobahn had a recommended speed limit of 130km/h but on most Autobahns you could go as fast you wish (except locally enforced speed limits like in Köln as I saw in march). but thanks for the information, I now mayI use the excuse my water buffalo is sick to skip project meetings.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted May 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 The Autobahn speed limits in mainly communist-ruled parts of Germany are in general a severe violation of human rights and freedom. A case for the NRA to be honest. Gentlemen running 600 hp cars are brutally prevented from executing their natural rights. A scandal which is widely overlooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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