buffalo_bill Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 Gentlemen, I am missing posts full of rage or despair of the sudden departure of Royal Highness Harry and the Duchess of ? ( York?) moving to Canda. After having been tortured by the UK yellow press for too long the same yellow press is now upset about a kiss-my-ass answer. I can´t blame the couple. Finally it is a racist thing isn´t it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted January 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 I think - it is an - irrelevance thing, sorry what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted January 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 I post this only to note, that Boris at least has some class :: Boris Johnson refuses to comment on 'royal showdown' Can you imagine Trump, not commenting, on something like this, if it were happening in 'merica? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioman Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 He already commented on it, bad form indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted January 14, 2020 Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 Careful out there... UK: Number of Snapped Penises Hits New Record Because People Are Trying More “Risky” Positions After Watching Porn Every day we stray further from God’s light. The UK’s National Health Service just recorded a record number of ‘snapped penises’, with one of the reasons being because people are trying out more risky positions after watching porn. According to NHS figures, 164 patients sought surgeon’s help in fixing their broken members, which represents a 38 percent increase in “fracture of penis” cases since 2014/15.. https://www.infowars.com/uk-number-of-snapped-penises-hits-new-record-because-people-are-trying-more-risky-positions-after-watching-porn/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioman Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Just what exactly is a 'snapped penis'. I've tried some pretty off the wall stuff in my time and I cant imagine any scenario that could result in anything snapping. Sounds like fake news to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 hour ago, radioman said: Just what exactly is a 'snapped penis'. I've tried some pretty off the wall stuff in my time and I cant imagine any scenario that could result in anything snapping. Sounds like fake news to me. "Penile fracture is rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation. It sometimes also involves partial or complete rupture of the urethra or injury to the dorsal nerves, veins and arteries." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted January 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Ouch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Okay, maybe not so fake after all. But using penis and rapid blunt force in the same sentence suggests my own 'experiments' might not be so extreme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Frightening prospects, got to be more careful then. Nonetheless I wish to draw the general attention on another subject which is vaginal spasm. Meaning the vagina contracts to a degree that the relevant gentleman is unable to withdraw from the battlefield. Which principally sounds not too bad but it needs medical treatment to loosen the relationship. No good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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