Mekong Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 A man whose genitals were bitten off by a dog was alone with the animal when the attack happened. The man, who was not been named, was put into an induced coma after he was savaged by an Old English bulldog at a flat in Haddington, East Lothian, in September. The Times has learnt that no other individuals are believed to have been involved in the incident. It is also understood that he applied peanut butter, or another food spread, to his crotch area before the attack took place. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/scotland/man-was-alone-with-dog-which-bit-off-his-genitals-r25n07mbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
passingthru69 Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 Takes a lot of smarts to be that dumb 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioman Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 It seems that the dog actually ate the meat which raises an interesting question or two. What will the guy do for fun from now on? Will he go all out and get the full cut? Is there a market here for dead dudes dicks? Will there need to be a separate tick box on the donor form? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted November 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 No doubt it this had occurred in USA there would be multiple replies as in whether the idiot who put peanut butter on his wedding tackle was pro or anti trump There would be an analysis into whether is was smoth or crunchy peanut butter or even if it was butter and not peanut jelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 Crunchy, no jelly, pro Trump... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioman Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Coss said: Crunchy, no jelly, pro Trump... More pertinent in this case was whether or not he is pro Brexit? Is he a Scottish nationalist? Does he support an independent Scotland? The report said "...or another food spread", surely it woulda bin haggis spread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 Marmite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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