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Man was ‘alone with dog’ which bit off his genitals

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A man whose genitals were bitten off by a dog was alone with the animal when the attack happened.

The man, who was not been named, was put into an induced coma after he was savaged by an Old English bulldog at a flat in Haddington, East Lothian, in September.

The Times has learnt that no other individuals are believed to have been involved in the incident. It is also understood that he applied peanut butter, or another food spread, to his crotch area before the attack took place.

 

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/scotland/man-was-alone-with-dog-which-bit-off-his-genitals-r25n07mbs

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It seems that the dog actually ate the meat which raises an interesting question or two. What will the guy do for fun from now on? Will he go all out and get the full cut? Is there a market here for dead dudes dicks? Will there need to be a separate tick box on the donor form?

 

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No doubt it this had occurred in USA there would be multiple replies as in whether the idiot who put peanut butter on his wedding tackle was pro or anti trump 

There  would be an analysis into whether is was smoth or crunchy peanut butter or even if it was butter and not peanut jelly 

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3 hours ago, Coss said:

Crunchy, no jelly, pro Trump...

More pertinent in this case was whether or not he is pro Brexit? Is he a Scottish nationalist? Does he support an independent Scotland? The report said "...or another food spread", surely it woulda bin haggis spread.

 

 

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