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On 11/13/2018 at 11:04 PM, panadolsandwich said:

They say it takes 10 years to become expert in something.



That can't be right. I've been boozing for 40 years and I'm still shite at it. I can't stop breaking stuff and falling over. If anything, I've got worse with time. :doah:

And I've been regularly shagging tuppenny Thai tarts for nigh on 20 years, and I'm still fucking crap at that too (according to most of them). :relieved:

jack :drunk:

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I have to remind myself which language I'm speaking.  I tend to go in fugues.  I can imitate a Bhuddist monk, In fact I'm a master of imitation. 

I realise, yeah sure, I've got a talent.   And so far I've only used it to my advantage.  But no more.   I'm giving back.  I'm going give slum dwellers a gift. 

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