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If you like watching porn, don't study medicine

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Indeed, I was watching this Japanese video - this chick has white creamy skin, large natural boobs, an hourglass figure, very beautiful eyes - the type of model you see standing beside a super car in a bikini at a car show.  When as the Japanese do, they'd gone through all the sex toys, even examined her with a speculum, I'd jotted down a laundry list of STD's that required immediate treatment.  None the least of which were genital herpes, syphilis open chancre, genital warts, no doubt chlamydia.  The presence of these diseases amplifies the risk of transferring HIV of course.  And these clueless Japanese guys are examining it all, and then queuing up to pump their junk into her. 

Oh well, som nom na I suppose. 

So you can understand, I'm not a particularly big porn fan.  It's not that I'm against it or anything, it's just so tawdry as to be depressing.  My advise, especially if you have your beer goggles on, leave well enough alone, and if you must, put two condoms on your todger (even that isn't as safe as you think). 

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Oh this is advice for our clueless friend Muff Richardson, the ephemeral but enigmatically reoccurring friend we all have.  And besides, who doesn't like Muff.  I even own a guitar pedal called the Big Muff.  Richardson keeps a low profile, but keep an eye out for the guy - he's a bit clueless (but in a good way :) )

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