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My Hare Krishna love

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Do you know those cymbal smashing toga wearing mishaps that clog up the streets and cook the most amazing vegetarian food? 

I met her on the corner in the city.  I was studying medicine at the time.  She pressed this book into my chest and pleaded with me to read it.  What the hell?  She was a good looking girl, but she was so anemic and pale and she was clinging on to my arm.  I paid her $10 for her book which I threw in a rubbish bin at the first opportunity, but I kept her phone number - I don't know why. 

We talked a lot on the phone, mostly about how she wanted me to become a hare krishna.  I was of course rather intrigued by this.  Why did this poorly girl wish to influence me?  It didn't make sense.  That's when I decided enough was enough, she clearly needed iron, but more importantly she required a new outlook on life.  I introduced her to some friends and she never looked back.  She practically raped me, I kept asking her to leave me alone.  Along came her girlfriends from the temple.  It was an orgy.  All these girls on the bed, I couldn't get any peace. 

I still mind the time I was talking to my boss and a worker came in and said holy hell was that girl you were with your girlfriend?  Man she was fucking hot.  Looking back the boss was incredibly impressed by this.  It made me wonder though, maybe I did take her for granted. 

You see it's difficult - I'll always see that weak anemic girl thrusting her only hope of a book into my chest, and correcting her balance by clinging on to my arm.  I didn't love her, I felt sorry for her. 

I preferred Thailand, it just seemed more honourable somehow.  I'm a extremely curious person.  I can mimic people perfectly. A challenge if you will.  I pick up language like you wouldn't believe.  I'm hyper aware, I'm the quiet man who sits there but takes in absolutely everything. 

I did find love against all the odds.  My wife is my match.  She can speak multiple languages.  More to the point she often corrects me, in brutal Thai.  I in turn get her running from the room by mimicking her Mother.  We both laugh and make up.  She's an equal, she owns a large part of Isaan, and I own a lot of Australia. 

The Hare Krishna girl texted me today.  What should I do?

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I had an Ex girlfriend who went off to the Hare Krishna commune and seemingly enjoyed all the sexual shenanigans.

Then they wanted to marry her to some bloke, for breeding so she did a runner and then I spent the next few years evading her efforts, to communicate all the male DNA from the Hare Krishna sect, to me.

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Yeah, thanks Coss, I expected as much.  I thought it must be a genetic thing - the rise again of the eugenic wars!  I mean it is an incredibly flattering thing to be targeted like this, but also incredibly creepy.  Now that you mention it I've had these kind of proposals in the past.  A Thai mother gave me a photo of her teenage daughter, her phone number and even made a forced phone call while I was there.  She said I could have her for 'free'.  When I showed the photo to my wife she was furious tearing it up and throwing it in the bin, even stamping her foot, saying she knew her from school, but it allowed my wife's mother and I to bond because we both were nearly paralysed with laughter at her over the top reaction. 

I don't seem to age much.  I'm Scandinavian in origin and a fairly striking one.  If you saw me at an AA meeting you'd be asking asking yourself - what the hell has this man been abusing - wood?  I once had a doctor tell me quite candidly, 'Don't take this the wrong way, but you should have been dead twenty years ago'.  Owing to my mammoth alcohol intake.  I'll drink a pint of scotch with my steak and eggs for breakfast.  And that's just to start the day going. 

Can you believe Prince William is only 37 for christ's sake.  He looks fifty at least, and that's after living in the very lap of luxury his entire life.  The royals try to buy in a brood mare, but Princess Di was even more inbred then the rest of 'em.  It's why I like the bastard Harry - ever wonder why he doesn't look a thing like William?  Hmmm. 

 

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I bet the Royal family got a crash course in the science of Ginger genetics when Harry was born.

The gene for red hair is recessive, so a person needs two copies of that gene for it to show up or be expressed. That means even if both parents carry the gene, just one in four of their children are likely to turn out to be a redhead. As a result, families that have no redheads for decades can suddenly discover a carrot top in their midst. https://www.livescience.com/26633-redhead-dna-gene.html

Put another way, if the father, ahem, was a Ginger, he'd have two copies of the recessive gene, one  of which could go to any progeny.

So ::

Father Ginger, mother not.  Male Xᵍ Yᵍ   x  Female X X =  either Xᵍ X  or  Yᵍ X,  100% non visual ginger carrier progeny.

Father Ginger, mother carrier.  Male Xᵍ Yᵍ   x  Female X Xᵍ =  so   Xᵍ X or  Xᵍ Xᵍ , or  Yᵍ X , or Yᵍ Xᵍ, 50%  non visual ginger carrier, 50% visual ginger progeny.

Carrier father, mother carrier.   Male Xᵍ Y  x  Female  Xᵍ X =  so Xᵍ Xᵍ or Xᵍ X or Y Xᵍ   or Y X, 50% non visual ginger, 25% visual ginger, 25% non ginger progeny.

So Harry was either 50% chance of being a Ginger or a 25% chance... if Charles was his dad.

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Which is unsettling to me, as I'm used to Budgerigar Genetics, in which the female has the XY chromosomes and the male is XX and by extrapolation, Dinosaurs woulda had this arrangement.

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9 hours ago, Coss said:

Which is unsettling to me, as I'm used to Budgerigar Genetics, in which the female has the XY chromosomes and the male is XX and by extrapolation, Dinosaurs woulda had this arrangement.

Thanks for the analysis.  We can safely conclude that Harry is a one in four chance of being legit.  Is he a Prince, a likely King?  Well the science is frowning upon it.  He's had his "His Royal Highness" stripped away.  The crown prince Charles has disowned him.  Prince William is such a genetic freak that there is no possible doubt. Princess Di was openly unfaithful. 

We are both adults.  The sudden dismissal of Harry wasn't an instantaneous thing.  Think about it for a moment.  How do you fire a royal?  You could arrange for some kind of accident - Dianne scared the living hell out of the aristocracy, she was more royal than the Queen for christ's sake and beloved by the people.  Safe to say they wouldn't wish to repeat that.  A safer arrangement is exile.  It beggars belief that  they are trying it on in this day and age. 

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And the Queen is a very tedious person.  As a 5 year old child I managed to splash her with ice cream.  Even at that age I mind her reaction was completely over the top - and yes she did mention good breeding and my lack of it.  My father was furious, how dare she mention my breeding when her entire family is like a stagnant pond.  I could see he had a point.  I was instructed to make an apology and you know, that was where I learned how the world worked.  I apologised in such a sarcastic manner it was surprising when she kissed my on the forehead and said she forgave me.  What I took from that it was that it was all just an act.  A costume drama.  You act out your part.  The thing was - I was never acting.

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4 hours ago, panadolsandwich said:

she was more royal than the Queen for christ's sake and beloved by the people.  Safe to say they wouldn't wish to repeat that.  A safer arrangement is exile.  It beggars belief that  they are trying it on in this day and age. 

As a person of some obvious command of the Language, and ergo, an underlying intellect to support such use, I'm sure you'll agree (understand or disagree) with the following:

At some point in the past, my money is on about 80,00 years ago (arbitrary and approximate estimate), a change happened in society.

In the Tribal structure of humans, leadership was almost universally bestowed on those who could; i.e. the biggest strongest warrior who could kill more bears and fight off more enemies and rivals, than the weaker actor and poet types (generalisation).

A smart dude (lets call him Trog), worked out, that by telling the rest of the tribe "things", that he could have all the advantages of leadership, without the work of doing it.

So  the benefits of this approach for Trog were, access to more fertile women, more food, better sleeping arrangements etc etc.

What worked to Trog's advantage, was that the other members of the tribe were facile and gullible, not having learnt that snake oil salesmen were inherently untrustworthy, and also that snake oil wasn't a "thing", not having been invented yet...

So as they say, "the rest is history", literally, as it happens.

And now we have con artists, grifters, lies, marketing careers and politicians.

If I got my hands on a Time Machine , not only would I go back and get DNA samples from The Virgin Mary and every man she ever knew, I'd also go back and knock Trog on the head.

My belaboured point, is that many things in the Human experience are transitory, the fashion for Women to get their norks out and rouge up the nipples for attendance to the French courts of nobility, for example. The craze for YoYos, thinking you can get away with gas chambers, all sorts of phenomena.

So as many things in the world will come and go, I feel that Democracy as evidenced by the good ol'  U S of A, is about to become extinct. In other countries it may or will survive.

Diseases are going to foment a serious decline in Tourism, something that survives on quite untenable propositions, vis,  that one has to go somewhere and see something that doesn't look anything like the brochures and costs a lot of money.  

Money itself, digital currencies only work when the electricity is turned on, otherwise it's just what someone says it is (I'm a quadrillionaire! I have 7 quadrillion golden apostophettae, !⁷⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰    see?). Conversion rate - 1 golden apostophetta ! = 12.1474 USD

So Royalty only works, when proles lick it's feet,  see what can happen:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Execution_of_the_Romanov_family

Ditto for Presidents and anyone else  who claims precedence over the fellow proles.

 

 

 

 

for those that need to count 'em   !⁷⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰

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56 minutes ago, Coss said:

As a person of some obvious command of the Language, and ergo, an underlying intellect to support such use, I'm sure you'll agree (understand or disagree) with the following:

At some point in the past, my money is on about 80,00 years ago (arbitrary and approximate estimate), a change happened in society.

In the Tribal structure of humans, leadership was almost universally bestowed on those who could; i.e. the biggest strongest warrior who could kill more bears and fight off more enemies and rivals, than the weaker actor and poet types (generalisation).

A smart dude (lets call him Trog), worked out, that by telling the rest of the tribe "things", that he could have all the advantages of leadership, without the work of doing it.

So  the benefits of this approach for Trog were, access to more fertile women, more food, better sleeping arrangements etc etc.

What worked to Trog's advantage, was that the other members of the tribe were facile and gullible, not having learnt that snake oil salesmen were inherently untrustworthy, and also that snake oil wasn't a "thing", not having been invented yet...

So as they say, "the rest is history", literally, as it happens.

And now we have con artists, grifters, lies, marketing careers and politicians.

If I got my hands on a Time Machine , not only would I go back and get DNA samples from The Virgin Mary and every man she ever knew, I'd also go back and knock Trog on the head.

My belaboured point, is that many things in the Human experience are transitory, the fashion for Women to get their norks out and rouge up the nipples for attendance to the French courts of nobility, for example. The craze for YoYos, thinking you can get away with gas chambers, all sorts of phenomena.

So as many things in the world will come and go, I feel that Democracy as evidenced by the good ol'  U S of A, is about to become extinct. In other countries it may or will survive.

Diseases are going to foment a serious decline in Tourism, something that survives on quite untenable propositions, vis,  that one has to go somewhere and see something that doesn't look anything like the brochures and costs a lot of money.  

Money itself, digital currencies only work when the electricity is turned on, otherwise it's just what someone says it is (I'm a quadrillionaire! I have 7 quadrillion golden apostophettae, !⁷⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰    see?). Conversion rate - 1 golden apostophetta ! = 12.1474 USD

So Royalty only works, when proles lick it's feet,  see what can happen:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Execution_of_the_Romanov_family

Ditto for Presidents and anyone else  who claims precedence over the fellow proles.

 

 

 

 

for those that need to count 'em   !⁷⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰

Yes thanks for this.  I think you meant to type 80,000 years ago when Trog raised his ugly head.  At a generational rate of 25 that wouldn't only account for roughly 3000 lifetimes ago, a lot but on the scale of evolution a relative blink away.  It's reasonably safe to say we as a species weren't much different then from now.  No, Trog was always with us, he is part of us.  We wouldn't even have language if you or I didn't share Trog as an ancestor. 

We do vary a lot as a species.  Einstein and Trump are both human.  Only one was a genius and only one claimed to be a genius.  The important thing to note here is you can't fake genius you'll always be found out in the end.  Likewise nobility - what the royals are doing to Harry isn't very noble, it's the exact opposite.  It's indecent (literally not fitting), indecorous (literally unseemly).  Lastly it's undignified. 

At least I thought Harry deserved better, bastard or not.  And a lot of British people agree with me.  So what if he is a bastard.  Most British families have some kind of skeleton in the cupboard.  We all like a bastard, he's mocking them by marrying a mixed race intelligent woman.  He's figuratively telling them to go and find a gene pool.  Jug ears Charles and his spawn William are literally in danger of embolism it's frothed their blood up so much.  Philip did have an embolism, sadly not a big enough one to carry him away, it would have made a perfect Christmas gift watching that bigoted racist motherfucker go.  But he had to fuck with the timing.  It won't be long, not for him, nor the lady. 

And when it comes, and it will, the whole establishment will be put to the test.  As I say, even as a babe in arms I realised it was all just an act.  But I do have to thank her for one thing - I do lack good breeding which in her language translates as being a a buck toothed hare lipped jug eared cretin.  In fact the lady made me quite the compliment.

 

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