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Orgies in the dungeons were all the rage

There with vicars dressed in bondage

Commit sexual acts with little b*#s

They masturbate saveloys

Yes these are lyrics to an actual song....Kong may remember it

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On 3/4/2023 at 7:43 PM, My Penis is hungry said:

Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat

So better take your raincoat, could be sticky on the seat

Ah, ah

Open up you Twisties and open up your fly

Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh

Ah, ah

I remember another song from that album was the first song ever played on Double J

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A WONDERFUL song!

 

Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat
So better take your raincoat, could be sticky on the seat
Ah, ah
Open up you Twisties and open up your fly
Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh
Ah, ah
If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly
Munchy Munchy Twisties, the shorts are such a drag
Make a little opening in the other end of your bag
Ah, ah
Now put your Twisties right down there in your lap
No one ever guesses your whatsit's in the pack
Ah, ah
If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly
Better get a grip on yourself
You better pull yourself together
Better get a grip on yourself
You better pull yourself together
Better get a grip on yourself
You better pull yourself together
Better get a grip on yourself
You better pull yourself together
Better get a grip on yourself
You better pull yourself together
Better get a grip on yourself
You better pull yourself together
Picture's almost over but still you're not quite there
John Wayne pulls his gun out and you wish he'd some to spare
Ah, ah
And then they turn the lights on and people start to stare
You find you've got a boot full and your coat's stuck to the chair
Ah, ah
If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly
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