cavanami Posted November 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Of course, in fact I have one of the dogs here at the ranch and we buy ice everyday to make hin an ice jacuzzi 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Orgies in the dungeons were all the rage There with vicars dressed in bondage Commit sexual acts with little b*#s They masturbate saveloys Yes these are lyrics to an actual song....Kong may remember it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Stumped on that one Sounds like something Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson or Dead Kennedy’s may have penned, but pretty sure it isn’t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 The actual first line was "Orgies in the convent were all the rage" I got that wrong which may add a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 I admit I had to research it but, is the band Convent Guilt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat So better take your raincoat, could be sticky on the seat Ah, ah Open up you Twisties and open up your fly Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh Ah, ah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 From the 70's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 20 hours ago, Coss said: I admit I had to research it but, is the band Convent Guilt? Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 On 3/4/2023 at 7:43 PM, My Penis is hungry said: Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat So better take your raincoat, could be sticky on the seat Ah, ah Open up you Twisties and open up your fly Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh Ah, ah I remember another song from that album was the first song ever played on Double J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 A WONDERFUL song! Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treatSo better take your raincoat, could be sticky on the seatAh, ah Open up you Twisties and open up your flyPictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thighAh, ah If your mother knew what you were doingShe'd probably hang her head and cryAnd if she thought that you were whipping the drippingShe'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly Munchy Munchy Twisties, the shorts are such a dragMake a little opening in the other end of your bagAh, ah Now put your Twisties right down there in your lapNo one ever guesses your whatsit's in the packAh, ah If your mother knew what you were doingShe'd probably hang her head and cryAnd if she thought that you were whipping the drippingShe'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly Better get a grip on yourselfYou better pull yourself togetherBetter get a grip on yourselfYou better pull yourself together Better get a grip on yourselfYou better pull yourself togetherBetter get a grip on yourselfYou better pull yourself together Better get a grip on yourselfYou better pull yourself togetherBetter get a grip on yourselfYou better pull yourself together Picture's almost over but still you're not quite thereJohn Wayne pulls his gun out and you wish he'd some to spareAh, ah And then they turn the lights on and people start to stareYou find you've got a boot full and your coat's stuck to the chairAh, ah If your mother knew what you were doingShe'd probably hang her head and cryAnd if she thought that you were whipping the drippingShe'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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