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Arrived with my now ex kenyan gf...lol. No, it wasn't because we went to Pattaya, we were having issues prior. She likes girls too, so Pattaya was fun for her too. Anyway, getting her in the country took a lot of work because what was needed specifically wasn't 100 percent clear. 

She went to the Thai embassy in Nairobi. They thought she was traveling alone and the Kenyan clerk told her it would be denied. My guess is prostitution if a single woman from Africa is coming to Thailand. Anyway, I told her to show that we were traveling together. Her ticket and accomodations had me with her. She was double vaxed as well. We filled out the Thai Pass thing. This included the vaccination report, insurance, housing, flight info. 

I am currently in Dubai and we left from Dubai. We took Qatar Airways and was told at check in that according to their list, she (and possibly myself) may be required to show 40,000 baht cash to ensure we can fend for ourselves for the 10 days there. Our flight and rooms were already paid for. if you can do that, surely you can feed yourself, no? Well, I went to a currency exchange place after the security screening and got 40,000 baht each....IN CASH. Didn't feel good carrying around that kind of cash. I didn't want to take any chances. I know...I know...its bullshit but why chance showing up at Bangkok and told you didn't fulfil the requirements for entry? She got the visa and this was not a requirement. Her Kenyan bank account had enough money in it (she's a school teacher), I think they wanted to know if she had at least the equivalent of $700 in her account. 

Anyway, we arrive at BKK and the clerk asks her if she has a yellow fever certificate. Never heard of it. She saw it on some list, probably dated. I did some fast talking and said she lives in Dubai and it was there and not required. The clerk spoke to someone else, said "Dubai", the passport had Dubai stamps so we got in but it was touch and go. My guess is the Thai embassy, the immigration don't all have the same info. They never asked for the proof of 40,000 baht. The point is we (or rather her) was hair close not to be let in over some requirement that is no longer needed. 

Anyway, the last time I was in Pattaya was Spring, 2018. The city is just getting back to normal. Walking street had a lot of construction and for all intent and purposes, dead. I think after the construction is done and by Xmas it will be close to pre covid19 levels. The bars were mostly empty as well up and down the sois between Beach road and 2nd street. The prices varied for women. My gf, as mentioned, likes women and likes 3somes or watching me bang women (obviously a primary reason for dating her). The quality varied. Overall, tough to find stunners but as I said arriving in June it was the first summer of removing most of the covid19 restrictions. Sometimes people wore masks, somemtimes not and didn't see many places insist on it. 


The one thing that has changed is there aren't the number of Chinese tourist busses I saw in 2018 on my last visit. I did see a whole lot more Indian families. Husband, wife and kids. That was very surprising. I love Indian food so there were a lot of Indian restaurants to choose from. The middle class there must be growing. Didn't hear too many American accents as well...will take some time for us to get back there. 


Post script. My Kenyan gf (ex now) is a slim dark skin beauty. Pretty girl. The girls either loved her or hated her. No inbetween....haha. They were either clamoring to touch her, her hair and especially after I said she liked girls (she was a bit shy at first, her first time in Asia), a few were enamored and were squeezing her tits, rubbing on her cooch outside the shorts....haha...she was in heaven. Others had that stink face...

We had 3somes with girls who were intrigued and excited about being with her. The weather was decent. A little raining here and there but okay. We did the tourist stuff like elephant rides, Tiger park, and Buddhist temples. It was fun despite our personal issues that we couldj't quite work out between us. 

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>My guess is the Thai embassy, the immigration don't all have the same info.

More like, nobody giving a fuck and just making shit up as they go. I get the impression this happens quite a bit in Thai gov.

Good to hear (read?) that you had a nice vacation and sorry you couldn't work things out. That's life, I guess.


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I am 100% sureThailand doesn't require a Yellow Fever certificate/clearance. One of the things I had her do was find a Kenyans in Thailand page. There was one and none of them needed it and all of them said it was not required. The clerk at the immigration window was likelly reading off some very old list because they don't get too many Kenyans. In any event, we had a decent time even with our bickering from time to time. 

One thing that I warned her about when I wasn't about was falang men hitting on her. Edit: I wanted to add that I almost got into it with 2 Brit guys, oen was very, very drunk. The other was a little but sober enough to handle things. Anyway, they were walking past us and one of them comes over to her stinking drunk, while I am with her by th way, "This your girl? She's fucking gorgeous mate. You are a gorgeous bird, ya know that?" I went into Philly mode "Yo, what the fuck?! Yo dude, get ya boy NOW! He did but I was angry obviously but at the same time understood. She wasn't too shaken up but it was on the street, very public (near soi LK Metro). I actually saw them at a bar near there later.

I told her that it would rare to see African girls or even black girls at all in Pattaya. So, get used to the stares.  When I was there in 2018 there were about a dozen or so African prostitutes that sat a bar inbetween dates on Walking Street but I had heard they were all gone by now. Also, I told her that we would be unique in that we would be a couple going into massage parlors, beer bars, when the woman isn't Thai and especially Black...lol. She got used to the attention. The girls and the mamasan didn't knwo what to think at first. She doesn't readily smile, I told her to smile more so that the mamasan and the girls knew she was comfortable and okay with us there. 

On soi 6 there was this very pretty girl who was very enamored with her. When I told the Thai girl she likes girls and that my girl thought she was cute that's why we stopped by (not true but it helped), she sat between us and started chatting and touching her. Both have heavily accented english but the language of love (lesbian love) is international. It was a great site to see them eventually making out, french kissing, feeling each other tits, rubbing on each other (after my prodding for my girl to do the same). I kept buying drinks to loosen up the nerves. I just stood back, chatted to the European owner/manager let them go at it. Later, she was surprised that A. She was making out like that with someone she just met and 2. No one really gave a f*ck, not staring, etc, after a minute or so. 

Suffice to say, she LOVES Pattaya and Thailand. Oh, forgot to say, we spent a day and a half in Bangkok before we took the bus down. She liked Bangkok as well. She's been to Dubai and that's it and the contrast was a bit overwhelming to her from Dubai and Nairobi. One of the things I knew I would love is seeing her experience these things first hand. Both the tourist stuff and the sexual stuff.

She LOVED the shopping. I told her it would be fairly cheap prices and styles she wouldn't see elsewhere, plus the knockoff luxury brands were pretty good fakes in some places. I gave her several thousand baht to play with and told her she should negotiate from the street sellers. I showed her how it was done but she would be intimidated and paid the first price. Her favorite thing was a knockoff prada bag she said looked very authentic. 

Another place she loved was a certain very naughty strip club off Walking Street, which I won't name, but the girls are naked, spank each other and such. She made out with a couple of them as well and was shell shocked seeing girls naked, spankng, kissing, etc. It was a bit overwhelming to her at first but she got used to it. Maybe a bit TMI but in our 3somes she liked sitting back and watching me get blown. I chose a girl with nice fake tits. Hers is kinda small so she likes tits. Anyway, I had her feel up the girl's tits. I told the girl ahead of time that I'd pay a nice tip if she let my girl feel her up, do what she wanted and had a good time. My girl really got into it when I turned the girl over doggy style slipped on the condom and started banging her. She came over kneeled next to me, started kissing me, squeezing the girls ass. When I was ready to cum, she took off the condom and swallowed it all. Yes, what a girl. Hated to lose her but there are other parts of her personality I just couldn't take. 

Since the breakup she's sent me a message saying she made the biggest mistake not being a better girlfriend. I was a good boyfriend if I can be immodest. I told her she'll learn from our relationship and what not to do with the next guy. 

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So a Kenyans in Thailand page is more accurate than  Thailand Ministry of Foreign Affairs when is comes to Yellow Fever.

I will bear this in mind if ever I need some information on Thailand, don’t bother checking the official Thai Government Websites, what the fuck would they know, much better to refer to an invalidated such as an page about the Thailand, that is sure to have all the correct answers.

I posted the link before and still you write “I am 100% Thailand does not require Yellow Fever clearance”

If clicking a link is too difficult for you here is a cut and paste

List of countries which require International Health Certificate for Yellow Fever Vaccination.


วันที่นำเข้าข้อมูล 20 Aug 2019


วันที่ปรับปรุงข้อมูล 27 Jul 2022

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List of countries which require International Health Certificate for Yellow Fever Vaccination 
  - The Ministry of Public Health has issued regulations that applicants who have travelled from or through the countries which have been declared Yellow Fever Infected Areas must provide an International Health Certificate proving that they have received a Yellow Fever vaccination.
  - The International Health Certificate must be submitted together with the visa application form. The traveller will also have to present the said certificate to the Immigration Officer upon arrival at the port of entry in the Kingdom. As for those nationals of the countries listed below but who have not travelled from/through those countries, such a certificate is not required. However, they should possess concrete evidence showing that their domicile is not in an infected area so as to prevent unnecessary inconvenience.
  - Following are the countries which are declared Yellow Fever Infected Areas.-
1. Angola : Republic of Angola
2. Benin : Republic of Benin
3. Bolivia : Republic of Bolivia
4. Brazil : Federative Republic of Brazil
5. Burkina Faso : Burkina Faso
6. Burundi : Republic of Burundi
7. Cameroon : Federal Republic of Cameroon
8. Central African Republic  
9. Chad : Republic of Chad
10. Colombia : Republic of Colombia
11. Congo :
12. Congo Republic:

Democratic Republic of the Congo
Republic of the Congo

13. Cote d’ Ivore : Republic of Cote d’ Ivoire
14. Ecuador : Republic of Ecuador
15. Equatorial Guinea : Republic of Equatorial Guinea
16. Ethiopia : Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopia
17. French-Guiana  
18. Gabon : Gabonese Republic
19. Gambia : Republic of the Gambia
20. Ghana : Republic of Ghana
21. Guinea-Bissau : Republic of Guinea Bissau
22. Guinea : Republic of Guinea
23. Guyana : Cooperative Republic of Guyana
24. Kenya : Republic of Kenya
25. Liberia : Republic of Liberia
26. Mali : Republic of Mali
27. Mauritania : Islamic Republic of Mauritania
28. Niger : Republic of Niger
29. Nigeria : Federal Republic of Nigeria
30. Panama : Republic of Panama
31. Peru : Republic of Peru
32. Rwanda : Republic of Rwanda
33. Sao Tome & Principe : Democratic Republic of Sao Tome
& Principe
34. Senegal : Republic of Senegal
35. Sierra Leone : Republic of Sierra Leone
36. Somalia : Somali Democratic Republic
37. Sudan : Republic of the Sudan
38. Suriname : Republic of Suriname
39. Tanzania : United Republic of Tanzania
40. Togo :
41. Trinidad and Tobago : 
Republic of Togo
Republic of Trinidad and Togago 
42. Uganda : Republic of Uganda
43. Venezuela : Republic of Venezuela
44. Argentina : Argentina Republic
45. Paraguay : Republic of Paraguay

Between 23 Guyana and 25 Liberia is 24 KENYA 

Jeez Fuckin’ Christ.

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Your list definitely has Kenya on there. All I can tell you is that all the Kenyans she spoke to didn't and the Thai embassy in Nairobi itself, doesn't have it on its list of requirements. So? 

She was asked for it. So, you are right. The Kenyans in Thailand page members didn't need it. One would think they wouldn't issue a visa without it and while we were chcking in the ariline listed the requirements and didn't ask for it. 




Admittedly, 100% doesnt' require it is too strong....lol. 

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Firstly, fantastic report!

Keep up the good work!

Secondly Thai and it seems most of SEA will offer different interpretations of the rules depending on who they last spoke to and when they last engaged the thinking gear and cogs. Kong's list may well be the definitive facts, but as we all know, the chap at the airport is in a slightly different universe.

See my investigations on requirements for Laos visa.

Also, some friends are currently trying to get reasonable priced airfares into Thailand and depending on which airline, the requirements are different.

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9 hours ago, Steve said:

Your list definitely has Kenya on there. All I can tell you is that all the Kenyans she spoke to didn't and the Thai embassy in Nairobi itself, doesn't have it on its list of requirements. So? 

She was asked for it. So, you are right. The Kenyans in Thailand page members didn't need it. One would think they wouldn't issue a visa without it and while we were chcking in the ariline listed the requirements and didn't ask for it. 




Admittedly, 100% doesnt' require it is too strong....lol. 


My best guess is:-

The requirement is “Yellow Fever Certificate” if been in Country for X Days.

Since she purchased the ticket in Dubai, the airline knew she was there and not Kenya, hence did not ask for it, when landed in Thailand Immigration only saw the Kenyan Passport and asked for Certificate”. Once they ascertained she had travelled from / been resident in Dubai the the Certificate was no longer required, hence the reason she was granted entry.


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