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TRIP REPORT PART 4: The Threesome


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Fresh Prince lyrics. Here you go.

 

Yo this is a story bout Mr. Kungfu who's life in bangers got totally screwed.

It'll only take a minute before I start to hip-hop.

About this funny dude who's the prince of bangkok.

 

In northern bangkok born and raised.

Walkin down the soi's I spent all of my days.

Struttin and jokin and laughen out loud.

Drinkin and screwin with the collage age crowd.

When a couple farangs who where up to no good.

Started staring at me in the neighborhood.

 

I said what's up with that, they ruined my night.

So my mommy sent me money for a canadian flight.

I waited for a taxi and who did appear.

A cabbie named somchi with a some coins in his ear.

By the way the guy was lookin I thought he was queer.

So I said, To the airport motherfugga canadian air.

 

I pulled up to the airport gettin ready to go.

And asked the cabbie if that a boy or a ho.

He said not girl but you like ladyboy na.

Then I bolted out the door back to canada.

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'Val

Whoe the f@@k are you. Not being rude like, just like a bit of info'

 

Sir,

 

I'm a silky-voiced Irish singing sensation, who scored massive popular hits with numbers such as 'Paddy McGinty's Goat', and also had his own long-running one-man TV show in the 1970s. I'm still doing good business on the British pantomime and variety club circuit. My tradmarks are Pringle sweaters and a rocking chair. You can find more info, and order my recent long-players at Val's Homepage

 

Val

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