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A few magic moments:

 

Carew: Where'd that girl go?

Red: Which one?

Carew: The one with the black hair.

 

Carew: Love this Thai food mate.

Red: Yeah, me too. Pass the chilli.

Carew: Can't stand the rice though.

 

V.I.: Mai pen laaiiiii!

 

Kip: Red, it's only 7pm, and I've had 4 birds already. (Or was it 6 Kip?)

No wonder the girl on is arm looked shit scared.

 

Carew, on hearing you can buy cheap Thai phone SIM cards at a Pharmacy (chemist) on Sukhumvit: Hello mate, do you sell SIM cards for these phones?

Pharmacist dude: No, sir. Sorry we don't.

Carew: OK, give me some Viagra then.

Man waiting in the queue behind our hero breaks into hysterics.

 

Carew, on spotting a delightful maiden eyeing off Redbaron: She's got her eye on you that one.

Red: Shit, mate. She can have me, I'm all hers.

 

Singing, dancing, "falling in love," and being entertained in the California Bar.

 

The three second rule at Soi 7 Beergarden.

 

Scene: Pattaya beer bar, 5.30am. Norfly, Mrs 400 and Red.

Red: "My hotel starts serving breakfast at 6, might have one more cold one, then head back for a feed." - I made breakfast by 5 minutes... 9.55am.

 

The Ketchup Song.

 

 

 

Again, I'm sure I've missed a few...

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