There once was a piano player who was auditioning at the Bamboo Lounge. The manager of the place told him to play some tunes, He played a very beautiful piece that impressed the manager. "What is the name of that tune". "The I Like Sniffing Pussy Shuffle in B Major" replied the pianist. A little apprehensive, the manager said "Hmm, well, play a piece that you would be playing here if you got the gig".
So he launched into another tune. The tune impressed the manager to tears, as well as all his staff. "Wow, I have never heard anything more so awe inspiring, I think you will work, but, just out of curiosity, what is the name of that piece". The Blow Your Brother, F*ck a Goat, and Tell Me That You Love Me Waltz, in D Minor. "
This was a tough call for the manager, but finally he said "Ok, you're hired, but on one condition, don't under any condition tell any of the customers the names of your pieces.". "Sure".
So the first day on the gig, he was playing, and wowing his customers. There was one particularly hot woman that caught his attention so much, that during the break, he went to the bathroom and jacked off. When he came back to the bandstand, he decided he had to meet this woman and talk to her. So he mustered the courage and went up and said hello. The woman replied, "Hey, I really like your music. But do you know your fly is open and you have come all over your dick."
"Know it, I wrote it!"