Essex girl goes out on the town, big night out, usual story, drunk and disorderly, gets into a knife fight, gets shanked, blood everywhere, goes to A&E.
Doctor examines here but can't find the wound.
He says, 'I don't know where you're bleeding from.'
She says, 'I'm from bleedin' Billericay, inn'I, now f***** sew me up, you c***.'