FJ,
maybe you have seen this is a page of our swiss neighbours. So I am happy that of all the languages spoken they choose german for the website. The swiss citizens speak english, of course, but only if you are rich enough - and can proove it. Like if you suddenly had a truck with all the money you spend on drinks they'd be happy to do the website in english just for you. My guess is another round of drinks is more important to you than this bloody swiss website.
And no, this game is not to help you on your way home. Everyone knows that in the rare occasions you get drunk lovely Olga (here under her alias Sarah) will take care of you. An added bonus is she speaks various languages and may translate for you. ::