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On My First Trips

12 April 2018 - 00:30

Flash we know stayed in Hotels for 20 baht a night, that came with three whores, who he paid for with left over ice cubes and coconut husks.

However maybe a thread to reminisce a little about our first trips? Mekong has done some, add them here mate!

My first trip was in my very early 30's, I was working 12-15 hours a day, in a highly stressful job, being paid great money, with a company sports car that I never got time to drive, an unlimited expense account that I never had time to use, and a drinking habit needed to wind down at midnight so I could sleep.

So a great mate of mine bought me a ticket and hotel trip to Thailand, if I didn't take a holiday, I had to pay for the ticket, if I went it was free.

i went! I'm such a tight arse!

My first trip and for a number after that I stayed at the Nana,

First night in Bangkok we visited a well known Thai Artist, great house, way way out on Sukhumvit Soi 100+, still friends today, no sky train then.

I had been working with Japanese, who can't drink, and sadly thought Thai's couldn't drink.

I bought a box of beer, and a bottle of whiskey assuming it was quite a few of us drinking.

Turns out just me and the artist.

I learnt many Thai traditions that night

1 - Thais can drink, after knocking back the beer and whiskey, he sent out for more! FARK

2 - The food kept coming, plate after plate after plate. Being good Aussie lads, we had been taught to eat everything on the plate no matter what. That shows you've finished. In Thailand that shows you want more! My artists mate after five courses, turns to us and says

"My wife has cooked all our food, all the food from our neighbour on the right, and now she wants to borrow food from the neighbour on the left, are you really that hungry?

Fark NO we could have stopped after the second course!

3 - Thai traffic jams, in the taxi going back to Nana, on this warm Sunday night, at midnight, after boxes of beer and whiskey it was a traffic jam from hell most of the way.

The Taxi would stop, I'd get out, PUKE, then start staggering forward, 10 minutes later the taxi would pass me, stop and I'd get in, we'd drive slowly for 5-10 minutes then stop, I'd get out, PUKE, then start staggering forward, 10 minutes later the taxi would pass me, stop and I'd get in, we'd drive slowly for 5-10 minutes then stop, I'd get out, PUKE, then start staggering forward, 10 minutes later the taxi would pass me, stop and I'd get in, we'd drive slowly for 5-10 minutes then stop, I'd get out, PUKE, then start staggering forward, 10 minutes later the taxi would pass me, stop and I'd get in, we'd drive slowly for 5-10 minutes then stop, I'd get out, PUKE, then start staggering forward, 10 minutes later the taxi would pass me, stop and I'd get in, we'd drive slowly for 5-10 minutes then stop,

Yep - I swear I walked half the way back to Nana.

4 - Breakfast at the nana - show off what you got last night time! Was fascinating to watch the parade of blokes like us and a vast variety of girls, or some not quite girls, on parade at breakfast. Over time, you'd get to know many of them. And many of the old blokes living there, Izzie, Alec, etc etc

5 - The Nana hotel and it's safe boxes, complete with a photocopied "ID" card so you could open it.

6 - No internet to book things, so you'd ask around, then book what you could, sometimes at Train stations, for my first trip to Chain Mai, I got scammed, other times i got helped. Occasionally some sad family would be seated, the Dad and Son's eyes popping out of their heads, mum and daughter complaining.

Less than 2 months after my first visit I had worked out a way to eventually work and live in Thailand. With that came the realisation I needed to stay in a nice hotel, and still whore around when I could. Dreams of finding a secretary who'd give me a blow job every morning, yep, I was under the illusion all Thai girls are whores. And how to keep multiple wives at the same time.

The "White Knight" syndrome of trying to rescue a girl from the evils of prostitution which I loved using. Thankfully I had found a girl who was smart enough to say she didn't want to be rescued, and educated me on why not to try this. Watching mates marry their girls then split a few years later I am thankful for "Bee" for being so honest. Painfully honest, but more of that later I guess.

Discovering "After" bars, even bars that opened after Thermae closed near dawn. They where great fun, from the bar above Country Road, to the bars along Ratchada. And even further out.

Lovely days, totally misguided but fun also to learn the real Thailand over time.

Asian Sex News Thread

20 March 2018 - 12:44

Seeing some peoples obsession with multiple posts one after the other, and multiple posts about news in countries we'd rather forget, I've decided we need a SEX IN ASIA thread

This is great, some amazing butts in here,

"Who has the best butt in the Japanese sex industry"?

A serious news article for those serious about fucking Asians,

http://www.tokyokink...o-idols-models/

The link above has many many more, but (5555 funny pun) these are the best IMHO

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Federated States Of Micronesia Thread

17 March 2018 - 05:00

While I love Pohnpei, Yap certainly has its advantages


Thai Copy Writers In Perth

16 March 2018 - 01:10

I'm loving these classified ads in Perth. Have to be written by Thais I am sure.

You see a lot of stunning Asian girls walking around here. The scam was arrive on student visa which allows 20 hours a week working, no doubt on their back.

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Farang Ding Dong

12 March 2018 - 05:44

These all got made I seem to remember at least 10 years ago, maybe more,

It always impressed me this guy put so much effort into something so cartoonish in sizes

http://www.xvideos.c...full#_tabVideos