Any New Jokes

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[Coss]

[Coss]

[Mekong]

[Mekong]

Tony Blair was the British PM a few years ago and was visiting a hospital in Edinburgh.

The Hospital Director introduces him to a patient, so Blair puts on a winning smile and turns to face the photographers. The patient fixes him with a glaring eye and says “it was a brau, bricht, moonlicht nicht”.

Blair’s smile slips a bit, but he composes himself and moves to the next bed, where the occupant asks him “wee sleekit, cowering’ tim’rous beastie, oh what panic’s in thy breastie?”.

Now Blair is starting to wonder if he’s been set up.

He moves to the next bed.

“If auld acquaintance be forgot”.

That’s it. Blair turns to the Hospital Director and says “Is this the lunatic ward?”

The Director says “Sir, I will have you know that this is the serious Burns unit”.

[Mekong]

[Old Hippie]

On 10/21/2025 at 11:26 AM, Coss said:

Why is there a shotgun in the kit? What am I missing..?

[Coss]

I’m assuming it’s for the trumpanzee infant market. 

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15 hours ago, Old Hippie said:

Why is there a shotgun in the kit? What am I missing..?

I had a few thoughts on this one.

RFK Jnr

Can't fix a gunshot wound without a gun

Bowling pin is one of the most common rectal obstructions in the ER....so I'm told. I use to live with an ER nurse. She was telling me insertion challenges were very common among the gay community often leading to surgical removal 😳

[Coss]

A fun and interesting photo essay on "who you'd want as your leader?"

Inspired by a throw away comment, "every authoritarian with a weird ass hair style".

 

 

And #1  

“First of all he’s a weak man, secondly, he’s an envious and greedy man, and thirdly he’s a man who always lies.”

 

# 2 

who? think Italian.

 

#3 

we all know this serious young insect.

 

#4 

and one from Russia's recent past.

 

#5 

we know this guy, female body guards..

 

#6 

dunno, who is this?

 

#7 

our fave brit buffoon.

 

#8 

Milei from Argentina.

 

#9 

and lastly Donatella from the states...