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You forgot this guy although nothing out of the ordinary with his hair

 

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On 10/6/2025 at 7:29 AM, Coss said:

that time of year again 

 

 

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I just got slapped in the face by a woman with 12 nipples 😳

Sounds strange doesn't it 😀

 

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Man presented in the Emergency Department with 10 plastic horses inserted in his rectum.

Doctors described his condition as stable 😊

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And I wonder who the lucky person was who ate the first Psilocybe cubensis. What a spin out that would have been.

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Andrew Rogers Nelson

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A lost dog wanders into the jungle. A lion spots him from a distance and thinks, “Huh… never seen one of these before. Looks edible."

 

The lion starts charging. The dog freaks out until he notices some bones nearby. Thinking fast, he blurts out: “Mmm… that was some tasty lion meat!”

The lion slams the brakes: “Wait… this little dude eats lions?! Nope, I’m out.”

But high up in a tree, a monkey saw the whole thing. He scampers over to the lion and spills the truth, hoping to score points. The lion growls: “Hop on my back. We’ll get him together.”

They storm back toward the dog. The dog sees them coming, panics harder… then yells: “Where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!"

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Mate of mine had "Bring your kid to work day" recently.

When it was his turn to introduce his little girl she suddenly burst into tears

Shocked he said to her "sweetheart what the matter?"

Wiping away the tears she replied "you told me your office was full of clowns!"