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The incumbent president, with his notoriously limited attention span.

‘Let me provide a brief update on Operation Epic Fury,’ he began. He spent the next five minutes offering vague projections of a timeline (‘whatever the time is, it’s OK, whatever it takes’) and condemnations of the Iranian regime (‘sick’ and ‘sinister’) before abruptly switching to an entirely different but all too familiar topic: White House décor.

"See that nice drape? When that comes down right now you see a very very deep hole, but in about a year and half you're gonna see a very very beautiful building. In fact, it looks so nice I think I'll leave it and save money on the doors. I believe it will be the most beautiful ballroom."

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