Any New Jokes

[Coss]

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”

[Mekong]

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On 8/31/2026 at 6:22 AM, Coss said:

Little Hewitt Boy

How did I get dragged into this?

[Coss]

Are you the brunette or the ginger?

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I actually think the older he gets the less the Hewitt conspiracy holds up. He's got a decent slice of devon going on at the back of his head which is a royal family tradition.

[Coss]

Aah yes,  but wouldn't you, or I,  'twere we the head of such a firm, get some DNA tests released,  to put such awfulness behind the firm for good? ... but then that'd give the Markle more ammunition,  to make raids on the coffers, mind you,  they've got so much you'd think that maintaining one family would be small change...

I have a large slice of Devon on my head, can I have some royal gold?

[Coss]

Interweb agrees with you - 

"The rumor that James Hewitt is Prince Harry’s biological father, fueled by their shared ginger hair, was debunked by hair loss experts who analyzed their distinct balding patterns. 

Prince Harry exhibits male pattern baldness (MPB) that starts at the crown and moves forward, a genetic trait inherited from his father, King Charles III (then Prince of Wales), and brother Prince William.  In contrast, James Hewitt’s hair loss pattern, if any, typically begins at the front hairline, and he retained a full head of hair for much longer into his 60s than Harry did. 

Key points clarifying the paternity rumors:

Genetic Evidence: Experts like Spencer Stevenson confirmed that Harry’s specific "Windsor Crown" balding pattern matches the royal lineage, not Hewitt’s. 

Timeline Discrepancy: Princess Diana did not meet James Hewitt until after Harry was born, making it chronologically impossible for Hewitt to be the father. 

Physical Resemblance: While Harry’s red hair (inherited from the Spencer family side) and facial features led to comparisons with Hewitt, the genetic markers in Harry’s hair loss pattern conclusively point to Charles."

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However. you have to remember that genetics passes on attributes in patchy haphazard fashion, not all distinguishing features get "evenly distributed" amongst the young,  it's perfectly possible that Harry has his father's hair colour and his mother's male line baldness.

ergo - "Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey was an ancestor of Diana, Princess of Wales.  Diana was descended from Grey through his daughter, Lady Elizabeth Grey, who married John Crocker Bulteel.  Their daughter, Louisa Emily Charlotte Bulteel, became one of Diana's great-great-great-grandmothers through her marriage to Edward Baring, 1st Baron Revelstoke."

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22 hours ago, Coss said:

Interweb agrees with you - 

"The rumor that James Hewitt is Prince Harry’s biological father, fueled by their shared ginger hair, was debunked by hair loss experts who analyzed their distinct balding patterns. 

Prince Harry exhibits male pattern baldness (MPB) that starts at the crown and moves forward, a genetic trait inherited from his father, King Charles III (then Prince of Wales), and brother Prince William.  In contrast, James Hewitt’s hair loss pattern, if any, typically begins at the front hairline, and he retained a full head of hair for much longer into his 60s than Harry did. 

Key points clarifying the paternity rumors:

Genetic Evidence: Experts like Spencer Stevenson confirmed that Harry’s specific "Windsor Crown" balding pattern matches the royal lineage, not Hewitt’s. 

Timeline Discrepancy: Princess Diana did not meet James Hewitt until after Harry was born, making it chronologically impossible for Hewitt to be the father. 

Physical Resemblance: While Harry’s red hair (inherited from the Spencer family side) and facial features led to comparisons with Hewitt, the genetic markers in Harry’s hair loss pattern conclusively point to Charles."

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However. you have to remember that genetics passes on attributes in patchy haphazard fashion, not all distinguishing features get "evenly distributed" amongst the young,  it's perfectly possible that Harry has his father's hair colour and his mother's male line baldness.

ergo - "Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey was an ancestor of Diana, Princess of Wales.  Diana was descended from Grey through his daughter, Lady Elizabeth Grey, who married John Crocker Bulteel.  Their daughter, Louisa Emily Charlotte Bulteel, became one of Diana's great-great-great-grandmothers through her marriage to Edward Baring, 1st Baron Revelstoke."

I made that comment with a degree of humor. Had no idea people actually spent time studying the hair loss patterns of royalty 😃

[Coss]

Also hair of politicians

Also : if  Melania was photographed shedding a tear, there'd be 72, tear duct expert specialists, writing articles and posting TikToks etc, within 20 minutes.....

[Palatkik]