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Trump dies and gets buried at Mara Lago. A guy goes to the airport in New York and tells the ticket agent “give me a ticket to Florida, I want to go piss on trump’s grave.” The ticket agent says “then you’ll want a ticket to Los Angeles…” the guy says “why?” The agent says “because that is where the end of the line is…”

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I started to go to the heated pool every week.
I'm still getting used to it, you know the written and unwritten rules - just like on a forum.
Anyway, at the deep end, I felt my bladder was really full and so I started to relieve myself.
Then the lifeguard blew her whistle, so loud, I almost fell in!

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