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Poseidon Review - Fishbowl and Model Lounge


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On the second floor is a coffee shop/restaurant and a fishbowl of massage girls.

Coffee Shop

I didn't go in there, and can't imagine why I'd want to.

Fishbowl - 2nd floor

There may be two fishbowls, but this is the only one that I saw. I haven't been to too many MPs, but this seemed only marginally better than average (e.g. maybe slightly better than I recall the selection at Darling to be, and for farang it is about the same price). Not worth the drive out just for this, IMO.

Model Lounge - 3rd floor

This, for me, is the main attraction of this place. The Model Lounge is laid out like a bar/restaurant. They have a wide selection of alcohol (including many wines) and a reasonable menu of food.

The typical procedure seems to be that when you come in you are escorted to a small table and asked for your drink order. One of the mamasans then rustles up the girls and they are brought over for your selection. At this point, you would seem to be able to chat with them for a few minutes and/or buy them a drink, but I got the impression they don't want you hanging around too long wasting the girls time.

In my case there were only 3 girls available and I was slow in deciding (always tough for me), so the mamasan got impatient and just told one of them to sit with me (probably the one I would have selected anyway). The short term room I saw was typical for an MP and the experience almost exactly the same, except you're with a "model" and it costs more.

The "models" vary in price from something like 3500B to 6500B. They do have a notebook you can peruse with clippings from magazines and some of them are indeed Penthouse (Thai) models and others that looked very hot. I couldn't confirm visually that any of the jaw-droppingly hot girls were on the premises, but the mamasan did say that at least one 6500B girl was working. My girl was actually in the cheapest category, but IMO she was prettier than 80% of them (she had no "model" pictures, though as she was "shy"). In fact, she had worked at another MP (for significantly less dough) before which sounded to me like "Nuclear Pattaya"; I'd never heard of it, have you?

The model lounge is completely random if you just walk in and let the mamasan bring over the current selection. So my recommendation for the best experience is to go early, about 7-8pm, and sit in the model lounge while eating your dinner. If you sit for a while (and peruse the notebook) you'll get a good feel for what is available and can wait for something you fancy. Even if you don't decide to select a model this is a fascinating show in itself and worth at least a visit.

By the way, I did figure out the MP name after a few minutes. "New Cleopatra"

[ January 23, 2002: Message edited by: FarangDang ]

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Great report FarangDang. I don't recall the prices being as expensive as you quoted, though. Maybe I am out of date. You seem pretty reliable.

My experiences were similar to your's in that timing is important. Come too early, or too late, or on the wrong day, and the pickings are a bit slim. But, when the pickings are good, they are REALLY good. The rooms are about the best out there, and the girls are well trained in the finer nuances of bathing a man for his ultimate pleasure.

I have some fond memories and plan to return to Poseidon. I should also point out that there have been times when I was there and did not get a girl. I just drank slowly and met and flirted with numerous girls. No one rushed me; although; they did prematurely take away some of my conversation partners in order to offer them to other arriving customers. That was fair, since management had gaven me a reasonable chance to first stake my claim.

By the way, New Cleopatra is a little less farang-friendly than is Poseidon, so I don't think you missed out on anything by not first catching your girl at her old employer.

Keep your reports coming!!! smile.gif" border="0

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I was told that you could book one of the models in advance. I.e. you could point to the Penthouse model and they would have her there for you the next day. I don't know how reliable that method is, my schedule wasn't flexible so I couldn't try it.

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"The "models" vary in price from something like 3500B to 6500B."

At that price, I will leave well enough alone.

Just a Thought.

Charles

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"The "models" vary in price from something like 3500B to 6500B."

Yipes However I would pay that in Thailand but only for say the twins on that stupid Cha Cha Cha gameshow. The ones who do the background singing but the damm camera only shows them for a few seconds and then focus's on the host or some other inane twat!

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Whilst we are on the subject of prices, I have heard from several sources that the dances in Playskool ask 4000 for LT.

There are a few 7 and 8's in there, but for gods sake lets not encourage them at these sort of prices frown.gif" border="0

[ January 24, 2002: Message edited by: seasider ]

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