Usa Thread

[Coss]

11 hours ago, bust said:

Not sure if you caught his 100 day Cabinet Meeting. It was hilarious. They must be either terrified of him or being paid or promised a lot. These people have zero personal integrity. It's a fictional government.

One used to be perturbed, at how these folk can live with themselves, whilst otherwise licking the golden scrotum.

Now I think a parable is in order.

They are lucky enough to be at the front of the crowd, that gathers around the Goose, that's laying streams of golden eggs, free to pick up and take. The all speak in soothing and approving tones and proffer handfuls of the Goose's favourite CheeseBurgers and generally do all they can to ease the goose's way.

The Goose is in his element, so thrilled with the approval, that he just knows that he is the most intelligent of all the geese.

The scrotum lickers, meanwhile, have yet to realise that golden eggs can be hard to carry in big numbers, and may just hatch into problems with no future.

And what integrity they may have, will be replaced by a scrotum licker's achievement badge, that will not be so popular in a few years time.

[Coss]

Cant even get this right...

 

 

Fans have pointed out, that the colour of the lightsaber Trump is portrayed holding - red - is the colour that the evil Sith lords use in Star Wars.

[Perv]

OH.........looks like one of your city's tourist sites will be back open for business. Taxes will increase just to fund it, is my prediction.

Dump to reopen Alcatraz

[Coss]

Now if 'twere me, I'd raze it and build my palace on top.

Safety from the masses.

[buffalo_bill]

There will be a 100  % tariff on movies I have read this morning. A major threat for the innovative German movie industry and a  major desaster for

" Yodeling under the dirndl " 

Which has been shot about 1973 to conquer the erotic movie market and still with a lot of potential.

 

[bust]

Interpret this 😀

[bust]

1 hour ago, buffalo_bill said:

There will be a 100  % tariff on movies I have read this morning. A major threat for the innovative German movie industry and a  major desaster for

" Yodeling under the dirndl " 

Which has been shot about 1973 to conquer the erotic movie market and still with a lot of potential.

 

That's up there with one of OH's favorites Love Bavarian Style

[Coss]

I'm struggling to see how a 100% increase on the cost of a filum, being imported into the USA has any effect on anything.

Let's see: Filum can $25. 300m of Filum aprox $800. So landed cost with 100% tariff,  about $1,650. 

Then used many times in cinemas possibly making $100 million ~ $200 million in a weekend.

Surely he's not going to tariff the use, of already tariff paid, imported items?

i.e. import steel, pay tariff, then tariff the use of said steel?

This filum tariff project hardly seems to make a dent in the profits or Make America Numerate Again.  

Au contraire, its, Make America Innumerate Again.  

[Old Hippie]

On 5/4/2025 at 12:57 AM, bust said:

Not sure if you caught his 100 day Cabinet Meeting. It was hilarious. They must be either terrified of him or being paid or promised a lot. These people have zero personal integrity. It's a fictional government.

 

It sickens me the way dump will say something stupid, then vance steps in and repeats/rephrases what the dump just said and then gives praise to him… 

[Old Hippie]

On 5/4/2025 at 11:04 AM, buffalo_bill said:

OH, I am deeply worried seeing you lurking on top of local buildings aiming at anything that looks eatable. Therefore I wish to offer you any number of class A German eggs at roughly 0,55 US-Cents. (Each). Maybe you first check on current tariffs on agricultural product and possibly existing executive orders I am not aware of. Or nobody is aware of. I suggest we ship boiled eggs only. 6 minutes ok I guess.

I rarely hunt from above, no tree stands or roof hunting. Did once get a turkey from a front porch but that is rare. THE TARIFF ON eggs is unknown to me, but I suspect the dump will want his cut. I prefer 10 minute eggs.