Coss Posted July 26, 2025 Report Posted July 26, 2025 Warning: Satire Trump mediates conflict, demands negotiations after days of hysterical clashes By Duane King Published July 36, 2026, 26:09 p.m. ET President Trump has begun mediating the hysterical conflict between Cammy Lee Smithing and Thalia Groon over a pageant dispute and demanded that the two sides reach an agreement to avert a full-blown hissy fight. Trump revealed that he held a call with Cammy Lee Smithing on Saturday and is planning to speak with Thalia Groo in an effort to broker peace. “We happen to be, by coincidence, currently dealing on dress purchases with both contestants, but do not want to make any deal, with either contestant, if they are fighting,” Trump announced on Truth Social Saturday. Meanwhile at a Congressional hearing on the ridicule of US President Trump, FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino said he was shocked to his core over recent ridicule discoveries: ‘I’ll never be the same’ A 7-11 convenience store was damaged by an out of control hissy fit fight caused by Cammy Lee Smithing, adjacent to the pageant venue on Saturday. Trump “And I have told them so!” he added. “I am trying to simplify a complex situation! Many people are being upset in this screaming match, but it very much reminds me of the Conflict between Melania and Stormy, which I brought to a successful halt.” Clashes between Cammy Lee Smithing and Thalia Groon erupted on Thursday over the placement of flower arrangements between the two contestants. LINK
Coss Posted July 27, 2025 Report Posted July 27, 2025 21 hours ago, Coss said: Warning: Satire Trump mediates conflict, demands negotiations ... Cammy Lee Smithing and Thalia Groon have hastily agreed to run around in circles and sing a song for Trump under threat of economic duress, being, ratcheting up prices of dress purchases and taxes on same, if compliance and adulation of Trump are not forthcoming. Meanwhile, Trump has paused his golf game and at the 7th hole, waddled off the green, to address two caddies, who were politely trying to allow each other, the better viewing position in the manner of "no, after you, no, no, after you..." People with knowledge of the matter, said that Trump was to settling a dispute, with his power of deal making, and that a deal was close. Scottish bystanders, were heard to opine, "Why doesn't he just f*ck off?"
Coss Posted July 27, 2025 Report Posted July 27, 2025 Warning: Not Satire - Facts Fact check: Trump calls to prosecute Beyoncé based on a nonexistent $11 million payment _____ It appears that l'il Donnie, heard that someone else was getting millions of dollars and he thinks that as King, he can just get it for himself.
bust Posted July 27, 2025 Report Posted July 27, 2025 Like a scene out of The Office. Fact checked by Powell and made look like the fool he is. Media need to pay attention to this. Did Tim Scott leave his hard hat up Trump's ass
Coss Posted July 28, 2025 Report Posted July 28, 2025 I saw this, Trump is incompetent. The media did pick it up, I saw it on MSNBC and CNN, but I reckon it's too complicated for most yankees to comprehend and thereto, got no traction.
bust Posted July 28, 2025 Report Posted July 28, 2025 On 7/26/2025 at 7:49 AM, Coss said: the naked in the desert scenes are so hard to unsee...
buffalo_bill Posted July 28, 2025 Report Posted July 28, 2025 Youtube requests age verification to view this video. I fear in my case they might think I am too old to survive looking at naked women. PS: I am not
bust Posted July 28, 2025 Report Posted July 28, 2025 Bubi in light of your comment, survive looking perhaps. Naked women not in content however be warned, sometimes certain things can never be unseen 😄
Coss Posted July 28, 2025 Report Posted July 28, 2025 And as a public service, I post a screen shot with offensive bit removed, for those with moral qualms, relating to verifying one's age. I had trouble also, they wont believe I am 25. If anyone asks. that's me at the beach.
Coss Posted July 28, 2025 Report Posted July 28, 2025 Trump says he's shortening the 50-day deadline for Russia to end the war in Ukraine “No reason in waiting,” US President Donald Trump said of the shorter timeline. “We just don’t see any progress being made.”AP US President Donald Trump says he is giving Russian President Vladimir Putin 10 to 12 days to stop the killing in Ukraine, shortening a 50-day deadline he had given the Russian leader two weeks ago... Putin say "Yawn..." Trump then went on to mediate a confusion between each of his hands, as to which one had priority in the matter of picking up the diet coke.
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