Usa Thread

[bust]

I must have watched a different video. What a lying piece of shit she is

And this wasn't even in Florida

 

[buffalo_bill]

Gentlemen, the US seem to be hit by a tremendous kind of blizzard these hours. I am expecting a statement by President Duck himself or this other piece of garbage Madame Leavitt confirming that all is due to Joe Biden and the radical left. We are awaiting further news.

While in Minneapolis people are shot by compassionate  members of the ICE because they have been threatening ICE-agents with guns that have been confiscated before or they did not carry anway. Another member of the garbage-cabinet named Kristy Noem knows that both were planning a massacre to eliminate some loving ICE agents. If you care to watch the videos you start vomiting with anger.

3 days ago President Duck of the United States planned to conquer Iceland, Greenland , Green Iceland you know what I mean and went to Davos to let the world know what was going to happen. Big surprise, Donald confirmed he signed an agreement that is the greatest agreement mankind has ever seen but nobody has a proper idea what they agreed about. Rumours are that they referred to an ages old paper that allows the US to send up to 50.000 folks to defend the West against the East. The Soviet Union at that time. There are about 500 left by now. Donald now seems to believe he  can send unlimited numbers of people for an unlimited time.

Gentlemen, if I properly understand this any of us fine people here would be welcome to join Donald´s latest club of Peace on condition we pay one billion USD. We would meet the finest of the finest like Orban of Hungary and the guy from Belarus. Plus a great selection from all over the world. Wladimir of Moscow did not sign yet because he suggested to take his billion off the funds that have been confiscated in the US due to his peaceful invasion of the Ucraine. 

Holy Lord.

[Coss]

And in the news accompanying the shooting of citizens, The Trumpanzees have lost the support of the NRA - oops!

 

 

[bust]

"The Second Amendment was meant to protect against tyranny by keeping arms in private hands, not just in the hands of state governments."

[Coss]

On 1/25/2026 at 9:20 AM, Coss said:

Bovino is a little man (tall hair, lifts) with another little man, told to stand next to him for photos, to make him look bigger. Also a propaganda trick.

 

[bust]

So your not allowed to have weapons at a peaceful protest 🤔

Because it may lead to this

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[buffalo_bill]

Gentlemen, more news about the future greatness of America as such and Emperor Donald the 1st. President Trump I think yesterday released that the immaculate capture of Maduro has been widely due to a machine called discombobulator. Got it? Unit causes heavy turbulence within bystanding individuals thus kind of poisoning them with the impossibility to launch any sort of intelligent behaviour  and acting reasonably. What I am thinking now is that most likely President Trump forgot one such active unit somewhere under his bed which is now firing at him many hours every night. Which would explain a lot. What is your opinion? Discombobulator, I like that word. 

[bust]

[buffalo_bill]

Mr bust , thank you for clarifying what the Discombobulator finally is. The joint knowledge of this fine board is a precious asset.

Gentlemen, on a more serious note: please try to locate what previous President Bill Clinton recently wrote about the United States heading for desaster, I simply cannot find it any more, German Spätburgunder probably the reason. Words of wisdom, comforting the soul. Same same as the Canadian guy talking to the assembled folks in Davos, Switzerland.