German Quality Tourist Gives Everything But Creates Boredom

[Old Hippie]

Just had an argument with a noted (in his own mind maybe?) German  former journalist /can’t get work/blames the Thais and Americans for it ex board member (KS gave him Das Bootinzeeassoff) and blocked him on all social media…not sure what it is with some of these people but when I hear “quality German tourist” I can’t help but think it is an oxymoron like “Military intelligence” or Jumbo shrimp” or “Enlightened American…”  I’ve had many coworkers who went to Thailand and made asses of themselves and I’ve seen many asses of all nationalities over the years and I can’t help but wonder why Thailand would want to seek out anymore of this sort? Most of the tourists we get in the USA are actually “quality people” and I wish Americans would be nicer to them. 

[buffalo_bill]

On 7/23/2024 at 9:20 PM, Old Hippie said:

…not sure what it is with some of these people but when I hear “quality German tourist”......

Sir, couple of years ago the wise Thai government decided that it is a good idea to attract educated people visiting Siam to immerse themselves deeply in the local art and culture rather than welcoming subjects enjoying happy hours at Honeybee Massage Soi 22. I felt somewhat torn between both and finally decided to support the government at least in theory. That is all. The "German" in German quality tourist just clarifies my nationality and does not claim to show some kind of superiority or inferiority.

 

 

[Old Hippie]

On 8/6/2024 at 5:54 AM, buffalo_bill said:

 

As someone who lives in Thailand part time, I too prefer a “quality person” of any nationality over some beer soaked lout. I am torn by the fact however that too many farangs may “spoil the soup,” this includes my self as being “part of the problem.”

[buffalo_bill]

Gentlemen,

myself also turning 79 next year April I feel encouraged to organize a decent parade at the occasion. Currently trying to contact Kim Yong, Donald and  Wladimir for spiritual support but no success. The preliminary planning, confidential, looks like this:

Close down Sukhumvit between Soi 1 and Soi 33 from 02:00 PM. Which then includes the Asoke crossing but people might feel blessed to be able watching as follows :

Tourist BuBi leading the party riding on a white Elephant, Greater Bangkok firefighter band playing beautiful music

Followed by 500 pre-op ladyboys in full battlegear showing bras over plastic enhanced breasts and supported by high heel shoes 

Further followed by 300 Thai citizens wearing Corona-masks  lead be now-tourist Stickman complaining by loudspeaker about wearing useless masks at high temperature.

Further followed by boardmember Mekong complaing about details which I did not get right.

What do you think, forgot anything?

 

 

 

[Coss]

Bubi, may I humbly suggest contacting in advance, the North Korean Diplomatic Mission in Bangkok. For marching girls, I believe the contact name, is Kim Jong Rumpy Pumpy.

 

 

[buffalo_bill]

Coss, I foresee problems with workpermits. Participating women should be slightly overweight middle-aged Isaan related subjects with good heart. I know some.

[Coss]

I had the surprise, of YouTube proffering me a Walking Street Pattaya video, out of the blue, when I was searching for "Iran TV station hit by Israeli missile during broadcast"  just now.

Suffice to say, there were more "slightly overweight middle-aged Isaan related subjects with good heart" ladies, than I expected, going on fond memories of the place.